Tazer-Cretin

[ti:Tazer] [ar:Cretin] [al:Freakery] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.38]Tazer - Cretin [00:01.05] [00:21.38]I have a van [00:22.34]It's a special van [00:23.32]It has a couch in the back [00:24.52]So I don't have to stand [00:25.65]I've covered the walls [00:26.71]With egg cartons and foam [00:28.02]Soundproofed my home [00:29.39]So you and I can be alone [00:31.04]I am a man [00:31.86]I'm a frightening man [00:33.01]I'll do things tonight [00:34.07]You won't understand [00:35.59]Fogging the windows [00:36.39]With my eager breath [00:37.91]Zapping your flesh [00:39.06]You'll beg me for death [00:40.84]The open van door unnerves you a bit [00:43.24]I pounce when you walk by a gibbering miscreant [00:45.34]I'm not wearing pants and I smell like burnt hair [00:47.75]My tazer crackles and lights the night air [00:50.73] [00:53.03]I have a plan [00:53.76]It's a secret plan [00:54.76]I'll borrow you awhile [00:56.20]And shock you in my van [00:57.67]You'll writhe and squirm [00:58.71]Spasm and twitch [00:59.95]Fifty thousand volts [01:01.10]Surging through you bitch [01:02.18] [01:02.72]I'm just a man [01:03.52]With stun gun in hand [01:04.85]Your nightmare won't end [01:06.05]Until sparks fill my van [01:07.29]I'll tazer your soft bits [01:08.56]And giggle when you pee [01:09.83]Then we'll drive far away [01:10.79]And I'll set you free [01:11.82] [01:12.56]I know it's wrong but I find it enchanting [01:14.73]Your body tenses and I can't stop my laughing [01:17.19]I like to pretend that you're having fun [01:19.33]Your grimace a smile lit by my stun gun