Walking a Midget-Cretin

[ti:Walking a Midget] [ar:Cretin] [al:Freakery] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.23]Walking a Midget - Cretin [00:01.17] [00:33.04]I own a happy midget I walk him in the yard [00:35.33]He's tethered to a leash we don't go very far [00:37.75]Stumpy arms and legs prancing by my side [00:40.44]He trains so hard I promised him one day we'd go outside [00:43.12]Oh my proud little man [00:45.32] [00:46.89]Summersaults and handstands [00:48.37]Show me those silly midget tricks [00:50.25]When I clap my hands he jumps and does a flip [00:53.29] [01:02.96]I tell him that it's time he shrieks and wets the floor [01:05.38]When I attach his leash he drags me to the door [01:07.59]We will show the people who used to laugh at you [01:10.18]Just what a special midget can be trained to do [01:12.88]Oh stubby dwarven friend [01:15.32] [01:16.57]My companion till the end [01:17.85]Runs just as fast as he can [01:20.22]Don't forget to flip when I clap my hands [01:23.13] [01:45.09]Strutting down the street he's on his brand new leash [01:47.31]He tries to jump on people I keep him out of reach [01:49.67]All the people ask me why I treat him wrong [01:52.25]I tell them they did worse then we sing our song [01:54.90]Happy little midget running down the street [01:57.62]Happy little midget skip on stunted feet [01:59.82]Walk my funny midget watch him do his tricks [02:02.14]Then I clap my hands he jumps and does a flip