Uncle Percy-Cretin

[ti:Uncle Percy] [ar:Cretin] [al:Freakery] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.42]Uncle Percy - Cretin [00:10.29]Retarded uncle Percy lives [00:11.14]At his sister's place [00:12.37]Her children help clean up his mess [00:13.80]While she is away [00:14.98]One day he hugged the family dog [00:16.13]Tighter than he should [00:17.06]Then dragged the dead thing by it's leash [00:18.68]Around the neighborhood [00:19.31] [00:24.81]Grieving in the cemetery [00:26.00]Where they bury pets [00:27.20]Uncle Percy yelps and barks [00:28.32]Not understanding death [00:28.99] [00:29.59]He tries to cheer the children up [00:30.65]He hates to see them cry [00:32.01]His simple ways just make things worse [00:33.29]Percy wonders why [00:34.50] [00:49.54]He plans to resurrect the pet [00:50.65]Dig it from the ground [00:52.00]Present them with their faithful friend [00:52.99]Their decomposing hound [00:53.72] [00:54.49]He finds his way back to the grave [00:55.65]Very late that night [00:56.71]Digs up the dog and skins it with [00:58.00]His rusty pocketknife [00:58.77] [01:09.50]Stab into the rotting beast and strip it of it's pelt [01:11.76]Double knotting shoelace strings he ties it to himself [01:14.59]Dropping down onto all fours he hopes they can pretend [01:17.07]This naked bloody cretin is their favorite furry friend [01:19.07] [01:34.62]Wearing dog skin like a mask he lumbers through the yard [01:37.11]He chases birds and squirrels and toys a growling yelping card [01:39.74]He scratches at the children's window hoping they will play [01:42.19]Horrified the children scream and scare Percy away [01:44.13]