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[00:00.00]Good Advice (LP版) - Allan Sherman
[00:10.82]I know a man named Otis who invented a room
[00:13.57]
[00:14.12]And his heart was filled with pride
[00:16.59]
[00:17.66]I said to Mr Otis "What does your room do "
[00:21.35]He said "It goes from side to side "
[00:23.97]
[00:25.02]So I said "Mr Otis if you take my advice
[00:27.98]
[00:28.51]You'll be the richest man in town
[00:30.93]
[00:31.72]You gotta take that room that goes from side to side
[00:35.68]And make it go up and down "
[00:38.19]
[00:38.74]And that was good advice good advice
[00:42.47]
[00:43.21]Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
[00:46.37]
[00:46.92]I sincerely doubt
[00:48.18]That the world could do without
[00:49.97]My good advice
[00:52.28]
[00:57.44]Sir Isaac Newton came around to my house one day
[01:00.75]His face was all sunburned and red
[01:03.25]
[01:04.31]He said he didn't want to sleep in the shade of a tree
[01:07.84]Because an apple might fall on his head
[01:09.91]
[01:11.37]I said "Sir Isaac you dumbbell take my advice
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[01:15.28]Go right back there and sleep beneath that tree
[01:17.61]
[01:18.39]And if you let that rotten apple fall down on your head
[01:21.74]
[01:22.34]Why you'll discover gravity "
[01:24.64]
[01:26.68]And that was good advice good advice
[01:29.27]
[01:30.10]Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
[01:33.02]
[01:33.63]The world's a better place
[01:35.06]Since I gave the human race
[01:37.00]My good advice
[01:39.49]
[01:44.56]A man named Mr Waterman invented a tube
[01:47.23]
[01:47.96]He was sad because it sprung a little leak
[01:50.31]
[01:51.48]He said "Darn it when I hold my tube on a piece of paper
[01:54.68]
[01:55.48]The ink leaks out and makes a little streak "
[01:58.10]
[01:59.07]He said "I've gotta find a way to stop that leak
[02:01.83]
[02:02.44]I'll start working on my leakproof tube again "
[02:05.23]
[02:05.94]I said "Waterman you idiot don't stop that leak
[02:09.21]
[02:09.81]You just invented a fountain pen "
[02:12.03]
[02:13.59]And that was good advice good advice
[02:16.78]
[02:17.62]Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
[02:20.58]
[02:21.32]I'm so worldly wise
[02:22.81]I should get the Nobel Prize
[02:24.69]For good advice
[02:26.65]
[02:32.40]Good old Henry Ford he was a hardworking man
[02:34.92]
[02:35.51]He worked all night and all day
[02:37.74]
[02:38.89]I said "Henry watcha doing "
[02:40.93]And Henry he said "I'm inventing the Chevrolet "
[02:45.36]
[02:46.58]He said "I've already built twenty-five models
[02:48.86]
[02:50.02]One for each letter from A to Z "
[02:52.82]
[02:53.55]I said "Henry you fool there are twenty-six letters in the alphabet
[02:57.03]He said "Good heavens I forgot the Model T "
[03:00.03]
[03:00.66]And that was good advice good advice
[03:05.14]Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
[03:07.83]
[03:08.52]It's fruitful as can be
[03:10.20]And it's absolutely free
[03:11.52]
[03:12.07]My good advice
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[03:19.88]Wilbur and Orville were two brothers named Wright
[03:22.37]
[03:22.99]The nicest pair of kids you've ever seen
[03:25.27]
[03:26.65]They worked twelve years on a secret project
[03:29.58]They thought it was a washing machine
[03:32.49]
[03:33.70]I said "Fellas what are all those wings for "
[03:37.07]They said "For hanging clothes out to dry "
[03:40.07]
[03:40.92]I said "You fools take that washing machine out to Kitty Hawk
[03:44.28]
[03:44.79]And see if the darn thing all fly "
[03:47.81]
[03:48.56]And that was good advice good advice
[03:52.53]Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
[03:55.41]
[03:56.20]I'm so smart that I'm
[03:57.64]Gonna win a Guggenheim
[03:59.59]For good advice
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[04:10.12](One more time)
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[04:23.63]Benjamin Franklin was a charming old man
[04:25.86]
[04:26.43]He was always flying his kite
[04:28.84]
[04:30.18]One night I said "Benjy why ain't you out with your kite "
[04:34.24]He said "Because it's raining tonight "
[04:36.39]
[04:37.52]I said "Benjy sweety you go right back out there
[04:40.79]
[04:41.40]And to your kite string tie a key
[04:43.57]
[04:44.95]This may shock you Benjy my boy
[04:48.71]But that's electricity "
[04:50.54]
[04:52.95]And that was good advice good advice
[04:55.90]
[04:56.48]Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
[04:59.42]
[05:00.28]I'll be fond of you
[05:01.85]If you'll only listen to
[05:03.47]My good advice
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[05:11.81]Ooga Magoog was a Neanderthal man
[05:13.98]
[05:14.62]A very poorly educated soul
[05:18.45]He had a great big square thing made of solid stone
[05:22.17]And in the middle of it was a hole
[05:24.63]
[05:25.97]One day he had to go from his cave in Natchez
[05:29.93]To his uncle's cave in Mobile
[05:31.82]
[05:32.81]I said "Round off those corners
[05:35.02]And buy a set of tires
[05:37.29]And Ooky baby that's a wheel "
[05:39.17]
[05:41.42]And that was good advice good advice
[05:43.77]
[05:44.55]Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
[05:47.39]
[05:48.17]Harvard offered me
[05:49.42]A Phi Beta Kappa key
[05:51.43]For good advice
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[05:59.23]Sigmund Freud he had an unfurnished house
[06:02.00]
[06:02.59]He was a very nosy fellow so it seems
[06:05.00]
[06:06.33]He had no chairs
[06:07.53]So he made all his friends stand around all day
[06:10.02]And tell him all their secrets and their dreams
[06:12.36]
[06:13.41]Well while they stood there talking till they got fallen arches
[06:16.50]
[06:17.27]They yelled "My feet are killing me Ouch "
[06:19.83]
[06:20.52]I said "Sigmund don't you realize you've got a gold mine here
[06:24.06]
[06:24.60]Go out and buy yourself a leather couch "
[06:27.39]And that was good advice good advice
[06:29.92]
[06:32.34]Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
[06:35.29]
[06:36.13]Every word you're told
[06:37.44]Will be 18 karat gold
[06:39.45]That's good advice
[06:41.87]
[06:47.34]Alexander Graham Bell was building a fence
[06:50.52]With some wood and a long piece of wire
[06:52.99]
[06:54.13]He said "There's something strange going on around here
[06:57.08]
[06:57.92]I keep hearing the voice of Uncle Myer "
[07:00.55]
[07:01.52]I said "Mr Graham Cracker " (that was my little joke)
[07:04.57]
[07:05.21]"With that wire you got the world in your palm
[07:07.63]
[07:08.58]Just get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a piece in between
[07:11.96]
[07:12.52]And you'll sponsor The Telephone Hour "
[07:15.45]
[07:17.13]And that was good advice good advice
[07:20.38]Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
[07:23.16]
[07:24.07]Every word ya hear
[07:25.37]Is the message of the year
[07:27.33]It's good advice
[07:29.46]
[07:35.22]Christopher Columbus was a seaman second class
[07:38.29]When I told him that the Indies could be found
[07:40.78]
[07:42.11]By sailing to the West instead of sailing to the East
[07:45.48]I advised him that I thought the world was round
[07:48.37](I really thought so )
[07:49.29]And then I sent him down to ask good Queen Isabella
[07:52.80]To pawn her jewels for all their worth
[07:55.45]
[07:56.76]Next day he set sail and as everyone knows
[08:00.27]He fell off the edge of the Earth
[08:02.67]
[08:03.50]And that was bad advice bad advice
[08:06.97]
[08:08.13]Bad advice is just the same as good advice
[08:11.05]
[08:11.75]Everybody makes
[08:13.36]Occasional mistakes
[08:15.30]And that was bad advice
Good Advice (LP版)-Allan Sherman歌曲下载
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| Good Advice(LP版) | Allan Sherman | Allan In Wonderland (US Release) | 08:36 |
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