You Need An Analyst (Album Version)-Allan Sherman

[ti:You Need An Analyst] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:Allan In Wonderland (US Release)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]You Need An Analyst (Album Version) - Allan Sherman [00:11.79]If you're always stealing goodies [00:13.28]From a big department store [00:15.04]You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [00:19.00]If your pocket's full of little things [00:21.02]You've never owned before [00:22.57]You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [00:25.77] [00:26.28]If somebody says [00:27.32]"Good Morning" and politely tips his hat [00:29.69]And you frown and say [00:31.05]"I wonder what he really meant by that" [00:33.23]If you're walking down the sidewalk [00:35.06]And you won't step on a crack [00:36.98]You're afraid if you step on a crack [00:39.40]You'll break your mother's back [00:40.59]If you're at the philharmonic [00:42.75]And you start to do the twist [00:44.87]You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [00:48.15] [00:48.75]You need an analyst you need an analyst [00:51.44] [00:52.25]We really must insist that you see an analyst [00:55.83]If you're freezing [00:56.58]Or you're sweating from imaginary ills [00:59.37]You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [01:02.71]If it takes an IBM machine to classify your pills [01:06.63]You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [01:10.24]If you tiptoe into bed [01:11.89]And you're as quiet as a mouse [01:13.70]But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone else's house [01:17.32]If you have a brand new raincoat [01:19.46]And of it you're very fond [01:21.07]In fact [01:21.85]You'd rather be alone with it than with a blond [01:24.80]If you wear your wristwatch on your feet [01:26.96]And stockings on your wrist [01:28.77]You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [01:32.79]You need an analyst you need an analyst [01:36.23]We really must insist that you see an analyst [01:39.45] [01:39.99]If you're always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits [01:43.26]You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [01:47.24]If you've got a secret closet full of pomegranate pits [01:50.93]You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [01:54.56]If they ask you [01:55.41]What your name is and you answer Bonaparte [01:58.14]If you dig those daffy doodles [02:00.10]That are known as modern art [02:01.83]If you're walking down the street [02:03.49]And then you stop to tie your shoes [02:05.53]And you tie them to each other [02:07.33]As you hum Saint Louis blues [02:09.21]Or if you're forty-six years old [02:11.36]And never have been kissed [02:13.05]Go kiss an analyst a psychoanalyst [02:16.51] [02:17.19]Go kiss an analyst go kiss an analyst [02:20.38] [02:20.91]We really must insist that you kiss an analyst [02:24.05] [02:29.27]If you're always having arguments [02:31.21]When no one else is there [02:33.07]You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [02:36.75]And whenever you are angry if you kick your teddy bear [02:40.65]You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [02:44.22]If you dream you've got a purple dragon [02:46.28]Next to you in bed [02:47.89]And you wake up [02:48.82]And your dragon isn't purple it is red [02:51.78]If you eat those little prizes [02:53.46]And you save the crackerjacks [02:55.27]If you really think [02:56.39]They're ever gonna cut the income tax [02:59.03]You need an analyst [03:03.08]You need I need [03:04.90]He needs we need [03:06.96]Everybody needs an analyst