I Can't Dance (Album Version)-Allan Sherman

[ti:I Can't Dance] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:Allan In Wonderland (US Release)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Can't Dance (我不会跳舞) (Album Version) - Allan Sherman [00:12.98]I can't dance [00:14.86]I can't dance [00:16.38] [00:16.98]Besides I'm two feet shorter than the girls are [00:20.72] [00:21.31]All these dancing parties are just plain dumb [00:25.02] [00:25.67]When they asked I should have said "I can't come " [00:29.23] [00:29.97]There's a girl with braces [00:31.38] [00:32.21]Standing by the punch bowl and she's making funny faces [00:35.64] [00:36.26]I guess she wants to dance [00:38.15] [00:43.26]I can't dance [00:45.08]I can't dance [00:46.55] [00:47.15]Besides I look so awful in these braces [00:50.20] [00:51.30]If that boy wants me to dance I'll just die [00:55.16] [00:55.90]I'm so tall and he's about three feet high [00:59.76] [01:00.43]Ever since September [01:02.55]I've been taking dancing lessons now I can't remember [01:06.95]How the heck to dance [01:08.65] [01:13.74]Pardon me [01:15.11] [01:15.76]My name's Jeff [01:17.72]And I don't mind if you are tall and skinny [01:21.51] [01:22.28]And those braces on your teeth [01:24.37]They're real neat [01:26.30]Thank you for the compliment Gee you're sweet [01:30.34] [01:31.00]Your name is Carlotta [01:33.13]I met you last summer when we went to Camp Granada [01:36.95] [01:37.46]We oughta try to dance [01:38.89] [01:48.26]Right foot first [01:49.60] [01:50.24]Left foot next [01:51.62] [01:52.29]I think you're 'sposed to do it to the music [01:55.57] [01:56.64]You don't really look so bad just your ears [02:00.29] [02:00.96]When do you take your braces off [02:03.16]Four more years [02:04.81]By the time your teeth are ready [02:07.10]I'll be two feet taller and I'll ask you to go steady [02:11.47]Then we'll dance