Little Butterball (Album Version)-Allan Sherman

[ti:Little Butterball] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:Allan In Wonderland (US Release)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Little Butterball (Album Version) - Allan Sherman [00:14.96]I'm called Little Butterball [00:16.92] [00:18.07]Dear Little Butterball [00:19.79] [00:20.66]Though I could never tell why [00:23.35] [00:24.87]My calories mount [00:27.24]My cholesterol count [00:29.69]Is as high as an elephant's eye [00:32.82] [00:39.27]They told me to diet [00:40.98] [00:41.51]I promised I'd try it [00:43.88]Yet somehow my weight would not budge [00:46.68] [00:48.00]Each Metrecal cookie [00:50.78]To me tasted ookie [00:52.93]So I covered it with hot fudge [00:56.02] [01:02.20]I ate watercresses [01:04.88]And other such messes [01:07.06]And pushed all my favorites aside [01:10.24] [01:11.78]I said to the caterers [01:14.18]＂No more mashed potaterers [01:16.34]Just baked and hash browned and french fried ＂ [01:19.88] [01:21.24]I sing this sad song [01:23.68]＇Cause my diet went wrong [01:25.62]＇Though I honestly tried to pay heed [01:29.36] [01:31.19]I don't care how high [01:33.36]Is an elephant's eye [01:35.24] [01:35.94]But an elephant's rear I don't need