A Lapdog-Momus

[ti:A Lapdog] [ar:Momus] [al:Oskar Tennis Champion] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Lapdog - Momus [00:08.71]Powerless with my talk [00:10.90]Of Guy Debord and Gide [00:12.74] [00:13.46]To rival a chihuahua or [00:15.80]Some other breed of lapdog [00:18.33]I sent you to Antarctica [00:21.14]I'm very sorry now [00:23.10] [00:23.80]I sensed that I could [00:25.46]Only mean a thing to you [00:27.65] [00:29.16]If I could somehow be a lapdog too [00:32.48] [00:33.99]But to send you to Antarctica [00:36.73]To face your certain death [00:39.07]Was a very very heartless thing to do [00:42.51] [01:00.27]You're wearing your pink flip flops [01:04.09]You tell me in your letter [01:06.72] [01:07.95]You like the friendly crunch they make [01:11.48]On the snow even though [01:13.64]There's horrible weather [01:15.17]You've brought your lapdog with you [01:18.39] [01:19.57]It pokes it's head out of your coat [01:22.03] [01:23.52]The animal looks undeniably cute [01:27.16]With a little bark rising up in it's throat [01:31.21]But penguins won't stop following you [01:34.42] [01:35.15]They march in a long black line [01:37.92] [01:38.98]It's menacing and sinister [01:41.73] [01:42.83]And soon it will be night time [01:46.55] [01:54.64]And the Situationists loom [01:57.43]Very small indeed [01:59.00] [01:59.63]Alongside a chihuahua or [02:02.07]Some other breed of lapdog [02:04.67]Perhaps if they loomed smaller [02:07.19]They'd be cute enough to love [02:09.23] [02:09.95]And maybe someday I could [02:12.16]Mean something to you [02:13.73] [02:15.29]If I could somehow be a lapdog too [02:18.42] [02:20.02]So do people flirt and laugh [02:22.77]Are they photographing you [02:25.03]If there were anybody there [02:27.11]I'm sure they would do [02:29.15] [02:30.55]But the last time you looked down [02:32.89]To pat your lapdog's tiny head [02:35.20] [02:35.98]It's little eyes were frozen it was dead [02:38.86] [02:41.18]And penguins won't stop following you [02:44.57] [02:45.12]They march in a long black line [02:47.84] [02:48.85]It's menacing and sinister [02:52.28] [02:52.84]And soon it will be night time [02:56.85] [03:03.89]The Situationists and me [03:06.59] [03:07.21]Loom very small indeed [03:08.80] [03:09.71]Alongside a chihuahua or [03:12.17]Some other breed of lapdog [03:14.64]Perhaps if we were dumb and small enough [03:18.07] [03:19.81]We'd become worthy of your love