Beowulf (I Am Deformed)-Momus

[ti:Beowulf (I Am Deformed)] [ar:Momus] [al:Oskar Tennis Champion] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Beowulf (I Am Deformed) - Momus [00:21.01]I have come with my sword Naegling [00:24.49] [00:25.72]And the usual aches and pains [00:28.88] [00:30.46]To defeat Grendel the monster [00:33.61] [00:35.60]Lately scourge of the Danes [00:38.59] [00:40.07]Showing no mercy in the mead hall [00:43.49] [00:44.67]He laid waste thirty thanes [00:46.84] [00:48.96]In return I will chop off his shoulder [00:52.48] [00:54.23]Then I will deal with his mother [00:57.49] [01:10.84]Where is the disabled loo [01:14.04] [01:15.25]I'm feeling slightly queasy woozy [01:18.20] [01:19.67]So would you if you'd had to do [01:22.40]The things I've had to do [01:23.82] [01:25.08]Slay the good slay the bad [01:28.40] [01:29.43]Do I have the right to use the disabled loos [01:32.83] [01:33.99]Did they send the right [01:35.60]Man from the land of heroes [01:37.90] [01:38.49]Stop laughing I am Beowulf [01:42.22] [01:42.87]I give you my oath as I was born [01:45.45]I am Beowulf [01:46.73] [01:47.71]I am the hero coming to save you [01:51.08] [01:52.33]And I am deformed [01:54.01] [02:08.11]Cancer gubbins that hangs at [02:09.69]My neck like a turkey throat [02:11.12] [02:12.44]Swaddling leather trussing [02:14.89]Up a shrivelled belly bloat [02:16.17] [02:17.26]Dangling from my orifice is [02:19.02]A puzzling speculum drip [02:21.09] [02:21.68]If you promise not to tell [02:23.49]Anyone I have a hare lip [02:25.36] [02:26.42]A smoking hole and a very large mole [02:28.93]My face it slithers my ears are torn [02:30.88] [02:31.40]Don't laugh I am deformed [02:34.15] [02:35.72]Stop laughing I am Beowulf [02:39.22] [02:40.04]I give you my oath as I was born [02:42.58]I am Beowulf [02:44.65]I am the hero coming to save you [02:48.59] [02:49.33]And I am deformed [02:51.27] [03:04.02]So go ahead laugh you won't be the first [03:06.63]Richard the Hundredth [03:07.69]The Hunchback laughed [03:09.12]Henry Dalrymple the simpleton [03:10.62]Convulsed with mirth [03:11.68] [03:13.31]At this sick rubber joke my bones as [03:15.31]They poke out of a hole in my skin [03:17.43] [03:17.94]At this helplessly flailing mutant appalling [03:20.41]Prosthetic thalydomide limb [03:21.47] [03:23.00]Have a good laugh while [03:24.14]You're at it at my schlong [03:25.67] [03:27.42]My metallic foot brace it scratches and drags [03:29.89]I dribble down a twig [03:31.05] [03:32.24]I twitch along the ground [03:33.72] [03:34.55]My Breugel boots they beggar belief [03:36.21] [03:36.88]I have the stinky shanks of a hound [03:39.76] [03:41.69]My patchy moustache hides a birthmark [03:43.96]I have come to save Denmark [03:46.14]Stop laughing [03:47.17] [03:55.72]Stop laughing I am Beowulf [03:59.35] [03:59.96]I give you my oath as I was born [04:02.54]I am Beowulf [04:04.01] [04:04.72]I am the hero coming to save you [04:08.53] [04:09.48]I am deformed