Oskar Tennis Champion-Momus

[ti:Oskar Tennis Champion] [ar:Momus] [al:Oskar Tennis Champion] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Oskar Tennis Champion - Momus [00:14.03]Uncle Oskar an intensely [00:15.62]Idealistic tennis star [00:16.86] [00:17.52]Goes to see a guru at an [00:19.28]Architecture seminar [00:20.93]It seems the radiant city will [00:22.99]Soon be ushered in [00:24.28]Where all things will be modular [00:26.15]And rational and clean [00:27.18] [00:27.99]Green space tennis pleasures all planned [00:31.39]And nothing says the man [00:32.93]To fear or fail to understand [00:34.39] [00:34.94]The world will be Ein Lichtspiel [00:36.97]Schwartz Weiss Grau [00:38.25]As predicted by the experts [00:39.97]At the Bauhaus Dessau [00:41.49] [00:42.11]Oh Oskar Tennis Champion [00:43.71]We're sorry for your frau [00:44.86] [00:45.45]Now Moholy Nagy is your holy cow [00:48.42] [00:54.64]My uncle is inspired to start his [00:56.65]Dream home right away [00:57.96]He steps out of the hall [00:59.50]But in his hurry to his great dismay [01:01.65]He fails to see the rake [01:03.22]It bangs him in the face [01:04.92]Causing him to trip and [01:06.38]To his horror and disgrace [01:07.69] [01:08.40]A barrel of molasses hanging [01:10.17]Dangling in the sky [01:11.29] [01:12.01]Falls upon my uncle and it [01:13.75]Hits him in the eye [01:14.86] [01:15.46]It trickles down his back [01:17.02]My uncle's quickly stuck [01:18.08] [01:18.82]To the sleepers of the [01:20.13]Nearby monorail track [01:21.53] [01:22.55]Oh Oskar Tennis Champion [01:23.73] [01:24.29]Uh oh wow [01:25.42] [01:26.13]Who but Le Corbusier [01:27.67]Could save you now [01:28.75] [01:36.93]Next time we see our hero [01:38.16]Two experimental trains [01:39.41] [01:40.11]Are hurtling down the monorail [01:41.88]Towards my uncle's balls and brains [01:43.82]Then comes a bolt of lightning [01:45.35]A sudden cut in power [01:47.21]My uncle sees the whole fa [01:48.70]Ade of a residential tower [01:50.15] [01:50.86]Crashing down towards him [01:52.46]He doesn't worry though [01:53.96]His survival is assured by the [01:55.96]Position of the window [01:57.39]Oh Oskar Tennis Champion [01:58.94] [01:59.46]What's up doc [02:00.37] [02:01.49]Help he goes send Adolf [02:03.13]Loos or the Keystone Cops [02:04.83]Oh Oskar Tennis Champion [02:05.96] [02:06.54]It's all gone wrong [02:07.56] [02:08.42]Who knew you'd see Utopia [02:10.06]But you'd be King Kong [02:11.31] [02:38.70]Oskar Tennis Champion uh oh wow [02:41.31] [02:41.91]Can pompous Walter [02:42.74]Gropius save you now [02:44.36] [02:45.57]Ultra modernism it's a drag [02:47.91] [02:48.94]When Jacques Tati and Buster [02:50.50]Keaton write your gags