The Laird Of Inversnecky-Momus

[ti:The Laird Of Inversnecky] [ar:Momus] [al:Oskar Tennis Champion] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Laird Of Inversnecky - Momus [00:37.18]I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes [00:39.26]On than you in your best suit [00:40.71] [00:41.87]I said to my dummy at the winter gardens rothesay isle of bute [00:46.12]While the manager praying for rain watched the 50 gray clouds [00:50.21] [00:50.75]Rolling in [00:51.24] [00:53.97]Knowing if it rained we'd get the crowds [00:56.38] [00:58.75]Knowing if it rained we'd get the crowds [01:01.12] [01:13.19]Born in greenock 'the tall drole' was known to all [01:16.72] [01:17.94]Worked in the mines and the mills but ended up in music hall [01:21.35] [01:22.67]Maidie played the accordion she was 'the small doll' [01:26.43] [01:27.31]We could bring the hoose doon nae bother at a' [01:30.92] [01:32.36]It all seems like yesterday though you weren't alive [01:35.87] [01:36.88]The panopticon the trongate Glasgow 1935 [01:40.49] [01:41.89]In the name of the wee man here comes funny Clive [01:45.48] [01:46.59]God it made you glad to be alive [01:49.10] [01:51.15]It's the laird of inversnecky here aye you ken me weil [01:55.12] [01:56.26]With ma cast of characters frae places that are nearly real [02:00.84]Cold today aye that's why we're by the seaside [02:05.83]Everybody come [02:06.85] [02:08.18]To the Aberdeen beach pavilion [02:09.85] [02:10.65]Every single night is fun [02:13.09] [02:24.73]I began as the panto tea boy became the canny Scot [02:28.59] [02:29.55]Like a chimney sweep on a ladder to very top [02:33.24] [02:34.43]Synonymous for many with my famous character [02:37.87] [02:39.30]The reverend I'm jolly the morose minister [02:42.64] [02:44.09]The character comedians that you may see today [02:47.75] [02:48.95]Where'd they get their talent for remarkable mimicry [02:53.22]It's plain to see it came from me I saw them scribbling away [02:57.40] [02:58.62]They all laughed like crazy at my hoity toity ladies [03:03.37]The flag at the castle is half mast high [03:06.82]Let's all go down to mackie's for a wee cup of tea [03:10.37]It's the laird of inversnecky here back to make you greet [03:14.53] [03:15.46]The portobello pierrots they cannae compete [03:18.84] [03:20.11]At the Aberdeen beach pavilion sixteen bloody years we've run [03:24.38] [03:25.04]And every single night of it's been fun [03:27.58] [03:30.05]Every single bloody night's been fun