The Hunting Song-Tom Lehrer

[ti:The Hunting Song] [ar:Tom Lehrer] [al:The Very Best of Tom Lehrer] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Hunting Song - Tom Lehrer [00:04.10]I always will remember [00:05.79] [00:06.38]Twas a year ago November [00:08.28]I went out to hunt some deer [00:10.50]On a morning bright and clear [00:12.52]I went and shot the maximum [00:14.65]The game laws would allow [00:16.52]Two game wardens [00:17.75]Seven hunters and a cow [00:19.47] [00:20.36]I was in no mood to trifle [00:22.62]I took down my trusty rifle [00:24.58]And went out to stalk my prey [00:26.74]What a haul I made that day [00:28.86]I tied them to my fender [00:30.72]And I drove them home somehow [00:32.66]Two game wardens [00:33.99]Seven hunters and a cow [00:35.80] [00:36.94]The law was very firm it [00:39.06]Took away my permit [00:40.36] [00:40.87]The worst punishment I ever endured [00:43.26] [00:44.35]It turned out there was a reason [00:46.61]Cows were out of season [00:48.58]And one of the hunters wasn't insured [00:50.83] [00:52.15]People ask me how I do it [00:54.32]And I say there's nothing to it [00:56.19]You just stand there looking cute [00:58.09]And when something moves you shoot [01:00.64]And there's ten stuffed heads [01:02.74]In my trophy room right now [01:05.20] [01:05.74]Two game wardens [01:07.26]Seven hunters and a pure bred Guernsey cow