She's My Girl-Tom Lehrer

[ti:She's My Girl] [ar:Tom Lehrer] [al:The Very Best of Tom Lehrer] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.51]And now to the love song [00:01.75] [00:02.26]I'm sure you're familiar [00:03.27]With love songs on the order of [00:05.27] [00:05.80]"He's just my bill" " My man" [00:08.18]" My joe" " My max" [00:09.61]And so on where the girl [00:11.83]Who sings them tells you that [00:13.44] [00:14.51]Although the man she loves [00:15.86]Is antisocial alcoholic physically [00:21.81]Repulsive or just plain unsanitary [00:26.35] [00:28.21]That nevertheless she is [00:32.60]His because he is hers and like that [00:35.40]But as far as I know [00:36.34]There has never been a popular song from [00:37.62]The analogous male point of view [00:39.03]That is to say of a man who [00:40.73]Finds himself in love with or [00:42.04]In this case married to a girl [00:43.68]Who has nothing whatsoever to recommend her [00:45.73] [00:49.92]I have attempted to [00:50.98]Fill this need The song is called "She's my girl" [00:56.18] [01:04.86]Sharks gotta swim and bats gotta fly [01:09.88] [01:11.93]I gotta love one woman till I die [01:15.38] [01:16.20]To ed or dick or bob [01:18.45]She may be just a slob [01:20.58]But to me well [01:24.33]She's my girl [01:25.98] [01:26.94]In winter the bedroom is one large ice cube [01:31.01]And she squeezes the toothpaste [01:32.78]From the middle of the tube [01:34.17] [01:34.97]Her hairs in the sink [01:36.78]Have driven me to drink [01:38.10] [01:38.72]But she's my girl she's my girl she's my girl [01:47.13] [01:47.98]And I love her [01:50.02] [01:51.45]The girl that I lament for [01:53.52]The girl my money's spent for [01:55.78]The girl my back is bent for [01:57.41] [01:57.93]The girl I owe the rent for [01:59.67] [02:00.22]The girl I gave up lent for [02:02.34] [02:03.25]Is the girl that heaven meant for me [02:07.67] [02:08.40]So though for breakfast [02:11.40] [02:12.01]She makes coffee that tastes like sham poo [02:16.49] [02:18.13]I come home for dinner [02:20.41]And get peanut butter stew [02:23.07] [02:25.60]Or if I'm in luck [02:27.27]It's broiled hockey puck [02:29.73] [02:31.74]But oh well what the hell [02:38.89]She's my girl [02:41.12] [02:42.03]And I love her [02:44.03] [02:45.90]She's My Girl - Tom Lehrer