There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis-Bob Rivers

[ti:There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis (LP Version)] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:More Twisted Christmas] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis (LP版) - Bob Rivers [00:10.39]There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis [00:14.56] [00:15.26]The King of Rock and Roll [00:19.06] [00:20.11]Take a look at the double chin [00:22.06] [00:22.63]He's weighing about 310 [00:24.90]With golden chains and sequined belt below [00:29.58]There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis [00:34.35] [00:35.03]Down at the K-Mart store [00:38.42] [00:39.35]But the scariest sight to see [00:41.96]Is that jolly VIP [00:44.50]In a pompadour [00:48.29] [00:49.00]A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots [00:51.95]And a face you knew way back when [00:54.34]A drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk [00:56.67]And the hips that wiggled back then [00:58.66] [00:59.31]My mom and dad can barely wait to see the King again [01:03.48] [01:04.10]He's a Santa who sounds a lot like Elvis [01:08.70] [01:09.31]With every ho ho ho [01:13.13] [01:13.72]There's that faint peanut butter smell [01:16.65]Whenever he says noel [01:18.92]Those lips are always twitching to and fro [01:22.74] [01:23.58]There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis [01:28.65]Soon the band will start [01:32.72] [01:33.39]And the thing that would pleasure Bing [01:36.03]Is a carol by the King [01:38.40]Right here in K-mart [01:42.73]You ain't nothing but a reindeer [01:44.46] [01:45.31]Flying all the time [01:46.44] [01:47.34]You ain't nothing but a reindeer [01:49.98]Flying all the time [01:51.42] [01:52.30]Well you ain't never brought a present [01:54.43]And you ain't no friend of mine [01:56.74]Hey we're here every day from 2 to 4 [01:58.33]If you want to feed the reindeer [01:59.65]Just leave 'em a peanut butter and 'nanner sandwich [02:01.52]They'll eat it later [02:02.77]He's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis [02:07.07]Well thank you very much Thank you [02:08.74]Signs you can't ignore [02:11.23]Well I have put on a few pounds [02:13.20]It's the wackiest thing to see [02:15.76] [02:16.63]Buddy Holly's on his knee [02:19.83]Boy you're a skinny little feller aren't you [02:21.90]And I'm almost sure [02:25.87] [02:27.42]Sure it's Elvis once more [02:35.12]Uh ho ho ho ho ho ho Thank you Thank you very much