Buttcracker Suite-Bob Rivers

[ti:Buttcracker Suite (LP Version)] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:More Twisted Christmas] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Buttcracker Suite (LP版) - Bob Rivers [00:19.63]Thong [00:20.15]What a delightful gift idea [00:23.22]Thong [00:23.67]Magical shorts that disappear [00:26.35] [00:26.89]Buy your loved one this Noël [00:28.63]The kind of gift he can't resell [00:30.39]Because it kind of smells [00:31.83]If someone else has tried it on [00:33.92]Thong [00:34.94]You could be dancing cheek to cheek [00:37.88]Thong [00:38.37]Wiggle the string: play hide and seek [00:41.57]Buy your workmate or your boss [00:43.48]The proctologic dental floss [00:44.62] [00:45.37]That really works a hair across [00:47.47]His astronomic bum [00:48.48]Thong [01:03.47]See the repair man go [01:05.95]Tink-a-tink tink-a-tink tink-a-tink [01:08.51] [01:09.13]Working on the sink [01:10.88](Bending way down low) [01:11.57]See the big tool belt go [01:14.51]Slippy-slip slippy-slip slippy-slip [01:17.64]Sliding down his hip [01:19.11](Say it isn't so) [01:20.39]See the rear cleavage go [01:23.27]Peek-a-boo peek-a-boo peek-a-boo [01:25.98]Cheekies sneaking through [01:27.95](See ya at so 'n so) [01:29.22]See the plumber [01:30.48](Doesn't even show) [01:31.30]What a bummer [01:32.76](Got a dial tone) [01:33.64]Called a number [01:35.07](On the telephone) [01:35.81]Hire someone else [01:37.22] [01:42.61](Lunge ) [01:44.99]Spin around and stretch and lunge [01:46.52]And (leap ) [01:47.06]Do a kick and shake your buns [01:48.33]And fix those wedgies everyone [01:49.48] [01:51.26](Let's go ) [01:51.79](Twirl ) [01:52.14]Double dip and somersault [01:53.25]Then (split ) [01:53.85]Shuffle back and twist and fall [01:55.16]And fix those wedgies [01:56.45]Fix those wedgies [01:58.40]Let's go people [02:00.30]Fix those wedgies [02:01.97]Cracks are flyin' [02:03.61]Just keep pryin' [02:05.42]And pull [02:05.97](Pull apart ) [02:06.42]And pull [02:06.77](Pull apart ) [02:07.26]And pull [02:07.88](Pull apart those leotards ) [02:09.04] [02:20.59]Please just say no to crack [02:24.91]When you spot butt crack attack [02:28.22] [02:28.78]You can see a trucker change a tire [02:31.06]Or a cable worker fix a wire [02:33.16]Let him know his bottom line is looking out [02:35.12]Somehow you don't admire it [02:37.41]So everybody please just say no to crack [02:42.42] [02:42.94]Give all those crack backs a sack [02:46.73]If you see a plumber show a breach [02:49.00]Or a tubby hubby on a beach [02:51.24]Sneak right up behind his back and strike a match [02:53.11]And drop the burning sulfur right between his cheeks [02:55.33]Because as sure as tax and death surround us [02:59.91] [03:00.83]Cracks are all around us [03:04.09] [03:05.20]Slacks fall to the ground as [03:08.61] [03:09.82]Miles and miles of smiles going up and down [03:13.77]Everybody [03:13.98](Don't) Be a bum [03:15.40](Show) You're a crumb [03:16.51](Crack) Get a grip [03:17.54]Fix your drawers [03:19.09](Take) Every thong [03:19.99](Them) Right along [03:20.90](Back) Take 'em back [03:22.00]To the stores [03:23.24]Show some class and hide that massive astronomic butt crack [03:37.07](Don't) Gimme no flak [03:37.78](Show) Cover the crack [03:38.74](Butt) Gimme the thong [03:40.02](Crack) Hurry along [03:41.31]Buttcrackers just aren't sweet