Incredibad-The Lonely Island

[ti:Incredibad] [ar:The Lonely Island] [al:Incredibad] [00:01.00]The Lonely Island - Incredibad [00:10.00] [00:10.89]Now let's take a trip down memory lane [00:14.67]Back to junior high school where it all began [00:17.10]Three bad little kids raising hell at school [00:19.89]We were just thirteen straight acting the fool [00:22.52]Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot [00:24.64]Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught [00:27.31]Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same [00:30.01]Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed [00:32.60]One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room [00:35.05]The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom [00:37.74]Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke [00:40.28]Yo, your backyard is smashed [00:41.51]Man, this isn't a joke [00:42.73]Yo, let's go check this out man [00:43.80]Oh, what was that' [00:44.37]Alright, bet, let's go [00:45.22]All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement [00:47.89]Yo, what the hell is that' [00:49.24]Man, it looks like a spaceship [00:50.59]We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide [00:53.08]And a little green dude stepped out from inside [00:55.74]He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace [00:58.27]I have something to ask and it's not discreet [01:00.70]There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix [01:03.26]And you three kids are the ones who can heal it [01:05.83]But we're just thirteen [01:07.18]Man, what can we do' [01:08.58]Um, how should I put this' [01:09.85]I think we should screw [01:11.10]Whaaat' [01:11.57]On my home planet we can no longer breed [01:13.55]I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed [01:16.14]Store in our seed' [01:17.48]Yo, I think he means sex [01:18.70]Man, I'm a virgin [01:20.08]We all are [01:20.98]Bet! [01:21.62]I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes [01:23.83]Awh, what should we do' [01:24.95]Now it's spreading its thighs [01:26.08]You'll be heroes on my planet [01:27.57]But why us three' [01:28.87]You're the chosen ones [01:30.26]You'll just have to trust me [01:31.00]Yo, should we do it' [01:32.55]Man, I don't know [01:33.58]Yo, I say we put it to a vote [01:34.49]All in favor say I [01:35.42]I! [01:36.94]Okay, we're in [01:37.86]Cool [01:38.44]Who should go first' [01:39.35]I have three depositories to capture your burst [01:41.64]Wait, so at the same time' [01:42.98]Yeah, that's what I was thinking [01:44.34]Here's some wine coolers [01:45.68]Let's get you boys drinking [01:46.95]We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy [01:49.42]Then took our positions and started getting' frisky [01:51.87]One in the front [01:53.31]And two in the back [01:54.58]Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap [01:57.03]Keep pumpin' away [01:58.33]My wife and family thank you [01:59.70]I'm about to explode [02:00.87]Yo son, me too [02:02.13]Three-way Climax! [02:03.99]Best friends forever [02:04.98]What a blessing to have lost our virginities together! [02:06.68]Yeah! [02:07.40]Andy, Jorm and Kiv [02:08.75]You've saved my race [02:09.91]Your reward is one wish [02:11.17]Then I'll go back to space [02:12.44]We looked at each other [02:13.79]Didn't have to talk [02:15.03]Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off [02:17.33]Mister Alien, sir [02:18.69]For what it's worth [02:20.08]We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth [02:22.48]Your wish is granted [02:23.70]And thanks again [02:25.25]I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends [02:27.57]What happened today was both incredible and bad [02:30.19]Therefore your name is Incredibad [02:33.37]