Punch You In the Jeans-The Lonely Island

[ti:Punch You In The Jeans] [ar:The Lonely Island] [al:Incredibad] [00:-04.00]The Lonely Island - Punch You In The Jeans [00:-01.00] [00:00.60]These days a lot of cats is out of line [00:03.09]Seems to me like they need to get punched [00:05.70]Yeah but where you gonna punch 'em? [00:08.39]Yo, the choice is obvious [00:11.05]I'll punch you in the jeans [00:12.70]I'll punch you in the jeans [00:13.84]This is not a case of man vs machine [00:16.36]You think you were safe, thought you got away clean? [00:18.87]I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans [00:21.61]I got my fist clenched, gonna throw a haymaker [00:24.19]Rockin' your slacks from here to Ja-maica [00:26.95]Shakin your boots cuz I'm the earthquaker [00:29.59]Bringin those jeans 'round here was a mistake-a [00:31.96]I got a vendetta [00:33.43]It's against your jeans [00:34.96]Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams [00:37.42]They can be on your legs or on the clothesline [00:40.01]But when I see the zipper and cloth it's go time! [00:42.90]I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision [00:45.48]Gonna cover you in sh*t like a ton of pigeons [00:48.07]Man, I hate your jeans [00:49.45]I'm gonna bruise that denim [00:50.71](It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em) [00:53.54]Yo we'll punch your jeans [00:55.02]We said it before [00:56.22]Best believe this is not a metaphor [00:58.65]Better watch your back cuz we're on the creep [01:01.28]And we won't stop til your jeans are six feet deep! [01:04.02]Man I'll murder your jeans [01:05.43]I'll feed em to the fishes [01:06.80]Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes [01:09.39]Punch your jeans on all three counts [01:11.89]It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts [01:14.67]Yo if I had three wishes I would do the same [01:17.22]We see eye to eye in this jean punch game [01:20.42]I'd lay em in a field where there's chemical sprayin [01:22.56]But I'd punch em first [01:23.88]Yo that goes without sayin' [01:25.20]Acid washed, pleats or a nifty cuff [01:27.84]It's just another jean for my first to stuff [01:30.43]Throwin fisticuffs eat pants like bag lunches [01:32.94]Jeans pronounced dead [01:34.04]Cause of death? [01:35.42]Hecka punchin'! [01:36.14]Yo we'll punch your jeans [01:37.35]We said it before [01:38.63]Best believe this is not a metaphor [01:41.16]You got something to say? [01:42.61]We got the proper retorts [01:43.87]Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts [01:46.44]Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm [01:49.08]Put divets in the rivets with my physical arms [01:51.66]Gonna beat those jeans [01:53.12]Wanna dip em in slime [01:54.45]Turn your 501's into 499's [01:57.00]When I punch your jeans I like to imagine a face [01:59.54]The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face [02:02.24]You got taste and it shows, my man [02:04.67]Goddamn your jeans brand got me throwin' my hand [02:07.52]Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans [02:10.18]Then choke him to death, if you know what I mean [02:12.70]Yo I know what you mean so keep your jeans on the hush [02:15.64]And break out before you get bum-rushed [02:18.22]Yo we'll punch your jeans [02:19.57]We said it before [02:21.07]Best believe this is not a metaphor [02:23.24]So take off your jeans and reverse the curse [02:26.23]Cuz we're the best jean punchers in the universe [02:28.83](It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em) [02:33.45](It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em) [02:38.24]