Like a Boss-The Lonely Island

[ti:Like a Boss] [ar:The Lonely Island] [al:Incredibad] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Like a Boss - The Lonely Island [00:00.25]Mr Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
Mr Samberg欢迎来到关于你业绩评价的现场 [00:03.08]No problem
没问题 [00:03.86]So you're in charge around here is that fair to say
所以你是这儿的头 这么说没错吧 [00:06.07]Absolutely I'm the boss
绝对没错 我是这里的老板 [00:08.08]Okay so take us through a day in the life of the boss
好 那就带我们走进老板一天的生活吧 [00:11.26]Well the first thing I do is
每天我第一件要做的事就是 [00:12.28] [00:12.80]Talk to to corporate like a boss
像个老板那样跟企业谈谈 [00:14.30]Approve memos like a boss
像个老板那样审批着备忘录的事 [00:15.85]Lead a workshop like a boss
像个老板那样带着员工们打拼 [00:17.35]Remember birthdays like a boss
像个老板那样记得每个员工的生日 [00:19.02]Direct workflow like a boss
像个老板那样指导工作流程 [00:20.60]My own bathroom like a boss
像个老板那样有自己的浴室 [00:22.31]Micromanage like a boss
像个老板那样对事情进行微处理 [00:23.60]Promote Synergy like a boss
像个老板那样推动协同效应 [00:25.20]Hit on Debra like a boss
像个老板那样与Debra滚床单 [00:26.87]Get rejected like a boss
像个老板那样接受拒绝 [00:28.42]Swallow sadness like a boss
像个老板那样隐藏自己的悲伤 [00:30.10]Send some faxes like a boss
像个老板那样发些传真 [00:31.72]Call a sex line like a boss
像个老板那样拨打性爱热线 [00:33.40]Cry deeply like a boss
像个老板那样深深地哭泣 [00:34.89]Demand a refund like a boss
像个老板那样要求偿还 [00:36.51]Eat a bagel like a boss
像个老板那样吃个百吉饼 [00:38.08]Harrassment lawsuit like a boss
像个老板那样提出骚扰诉讼 [00:39.72]No promotion like a boss
像个老板那样升到顶级职位 [00:41.40]Fifth of vodka like a boss
像个老板那样喝五分之一的伏特加 [00:42.95]Sh*t on Debra's desk like a boss
像个老板那样猛干Debra [00:44.75]Buy a gun like a boss
像个老板那样买把枪 [00:46.07]In my mouth like a boss
像我嘴里的老板那样 [00:47.64]Oh f**k man I can't f**king do it sh*t
真该死 我不能这么做 [00:50.48] [00:51.01]P**sy out like a boss
像个老板那样让女人爽翻天 [00:52.50]Puke on Debra's desk like a boss
像个老板那样吐在Debra的桌子上 [00:54.11]Jump out the window like a boss
像个老板那样逃出窗外 [00:55.63]Suck a dude's dick like a boss
像个老板那样用口满足下伙计的老弟 [00:57.31]Score some coke like a boss
像个老板那样吸** [00:58.90]Crash my car like a boss
像个老板那样撞毁我的车 [01:00.46]Suck my own dick like a boss
像个老板那样尝下自己的小弟弟 [01:02.08]Eat some chicken strips like a boss
像个老板那样去叫个鸡 [01:03.70]Chop my balls off like a boss
像个老板那样砍掉我的蛋蛋 [01:05.25]Black out in the sewer like a boss
像个老板那样滚床单滚到失去意识 [01:06.87]Meet a giant fish like a boss
像个老板那样去深海捕只大鱼 [01:08.44]F**k its brains out like a boss
像个老板那样爽到失去意识 [01:10.03]Turn into a jet like a boss
像个老板那样化身成为无敌火箭 [01:11.66]Bomb the Russians like a boss
像个老板那样炸了俄罗斯 [01:13.19]Crash into the sun like a boss
像个老板那样撞上太阳 [01:14.85]Now I'm dead like a boss
如今我像个老板那样结束了自己的命 [01:16.30] [01:16.87]Uh huh So that's an average day for you then
所以 这就是你的日常生活么 [01:20.04] [01:20.55]No doubt
毫无疑问啊 [01:20.94] [01:21.81]You chop your balls off and die
你砍了你的蛋蛋然后去见马克思了 [01:23.41]Hell yeah
没错 [01:24.10] [01:25.06]And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
我在想的一点是 你能够用口满足自己的小弟弟么 [01:27.87] [01:28.50]Nope
不是的 [01:28.76] [01:29.63]Actually I'm pretty sure you did
其实我很确定你可以办到的 [01:31.05]Nah that ain't me
不 那不是我 [01:32.37] [01:33.21]Okay well this has been eye opening for me
好吧 这肯定会让我大开眼界 [01:35.67]I'm the boss
我是这里的老板 [01:36.19] [01:36.74]Yeah I know I got that You said it about four-hundred times
我知道啊 你已经说了四百多次了 [01:39.22]I'm the boss
我是这里的老板 [01:39.71] [01:40.25]Yeah yeah I got it
我知道啊 [01:41.29]I'm the boss
我是这里的老板 [01:41.99]Ok I heard you bye
好吧 我听到你说了 再见 [01:43.01] [01:44.66]LIKE A BOSS
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