The Unf**kables (LP版)-The Lonely Island

[ti:Jizz In My Pants] [ar:The Lonely Island] [al:曾经的歌系列 28] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Unf**kables (LP版) - The Lonely Island (孤岛乐队) [00:04.42]Lock eyes from across the room [00:06.58]Down my drink while the rhythms boom [00:08.52]Take your hand and skip the names [00:10.46]No need here for the silly games [00:12.57]Make our way through the smoke and crowd [00:14.47]The club is the sky and i'm on your cloud [00:16.40]Move in close as the lasers fly [00:18.27]Our bodies touch and the angles cry [00:20.42]Leave this place go back to yours [00:22.24]Our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night [00:24.77]What we've got in store [00:26.20]Whisper in my ear that you want some more [00:28.10]And i jizzed in my pants [00:30.24]This really never happens you can take my word i won't apologize thats just absurd [00:34.13]Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and [00:36.07]Now i jizzed in my pants [00:38.15]Don't tell your friends or i'll say your a slut [00:40.13]Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt [00:41.90]I'm very sensitive some woud say that's a plus [00:43.74]Now i'll go home and change [00:45.35] [00:45.96]I need a few a few things from the grocery [00:47.66]Do things alone now mostly [00:49.77]Left me heart broken not looking for love [00:51.77]Surprised in my eyes when i looked above [00:53.69]The check out counter and i saw her face [00:55.63]My heart stood still so did time and space [00:57.62]Never felt that i could feel real again [00:59.31]But the look in her eyes said i need a friend [01:01.66]She turned to me and that's when she said it [01:03.50]Look me dead in the face asked cash or credit [01:05.48]And i jizzed in my pants [01:07.47]It's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me [01:09.26]But were going to need a clean up on isle 3 [01:11.48]And now i posed in an awkward stance because [01:13.31]I jizzed in my pants [01:15.36]To be fair you were flirting a lot [01:17.21]Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot [01:19.34]Please stop acting like you're not impressed [01:21.26]One more thing i'm gonna pay by check [01:23.09]Last week i saw a film [01:25.20]As i recall it it was a horror film [01:27.30]Walked outside into the rain [01:29.13]Checked my phone and saw you rang [01:30.70]I jizzed in my pants [01:33.03]Speeding down the street when the red lights flash [01:35.06]Need to get away [01:35.83]Need to make a dash [01:36.90]A song comes on that's reminds me of you and [01:38.91]I jizzed in my pants [01:40.74]The next day my alarm goes off and [01:42.79]I jizzed in my pants [01:44.87]Open my window and a breeze rolls in and [01:46.81]I jizzed in my pants [01:48.61]When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense [01:50.64]I jizzed in my pants [01:52.59]I just ate a grape and [01:53.73]I jizzed in my pants [01:55.75] [01:56.38]Ok seriously you guys can we okey [02:00.13] [02:01.03]I jizzed right in my pants every time your next to me [02:04.24] [02:04.82]And when were holding hands it's like having sex with me [02:08.76]You say i'm premature i just call it ecstasy i wear a rubber [02:13.88]At all times it's a necessity [02:16.32]Cuz i jizzed in my pants [02:18.02] [02:18.64]I jizz in my pants [02:20.18]I jizz in my pants [02:21.98]Yes i jizz in my pants [02:24.54]I jizz in my pants