Therapy Works-Carla Ulbrich

[ti:Therapy Works] [ar:Carla Ulbrich] [al:Professional Smart Aleck] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Therapy Works - Carla Ulbrich [00:06.75]I used to be leery of shrinks [00:08.70]I thought psychologists were jerks [00:11.52]But now look at me exhibit c [00:14.03] [00:14.71]Proof that therapy works [00:16.11] [00:20.83]Well session one she asks me [00:22.89] [00:24.43]Now where shall we start [00:25.20] [00:25.89]I said i wish i were more together [00:27.10] [00:28.32]That feeling tears me apart [00:29.95] [00:30.74]I'm concerned i might be worrying too much [00:32.30] [00:32.81]And i can't stop thinking about whether i'm obsessive [00:34.44] [00:36.03]Everybody thinks i'm paranoid [00:36.86] [00:37.81]Well gank thod i'm not lysdexic [00:39.62] [00:40.94]I used to be leery of shrinks [00:42.41]I thought psychologists were jerks [00:44.75] [00:45.33]But now look at me exhibit c [00:48.25]Proof that therapy works [00:49.54] [00:54.09]She says i should stop saying 'should [00:55.45] [00:56.21]And i said yeah you're right i should [00:58.32] [00:59.17]But i can't stop saying can't [01:00.20] [01:01.04]She said now never say never i said [01:03.15]I never would [01:03.72] [01:04.36]One of these days i'm going to stop procrastinating [01:05.86] [01:06.55]I put it on my list every day [01:07.77] [01:08.94]But i seriously doubt i can stop being negative [01:10.93]I mean what's the point of that anyway [01:12.91] [01:14.61]She gets 90 bucks an hour [01:16.14] [01:17.03]And more than a couple perks [01:18.89] [01:19.99]But i carry no resentment [01:20.85] [01:21.89]Cause i'm proof that therapy works [01:23.69] [01:39.53]I have shown so much improvement [01:41.01] [01:42.10]I am sure i'm on the mend [01:43.24] [01:44.47]Cause i have stopped repeating myself [01:46.66]Over and over and over again [01:48.62] [01:49.23]Ad nauseum redundantly [01:50.99] [01:51.50]Repeatedly without end [01:54.64]And i no longer constantly exaggerate [01:56.64]Every single thing all of the time [01:58.16] [02:16.17]A good man is hard to find [02:17.80] [02:20.98]But of all i've overcome so far [02:22.63] [02:23.70]Of this i am most proud [02:25.30] [02:25.83]I no longer need to discuss my problems [02:27.58] [02:28.30]In the presence of a crowd [02:30.55]Yes i'm ever so much better now [02:32.48]It drives my jealous friends berserk [02:34.39] [02:35.34]Get a sliding scale fee [02:36.81]You can be like me [02:38.27]Proof that therapy works