Would You Rather Be Paid-Carla Ulbrich

[ti:Would You Rather Be Paid] [ar:Carla Ulbrich] [al:Professional Smart Aleck] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Would You Rather Be Paid - Carla Ulbrich [00:01.61]Across the room it was the girls night out [00:04.10]Asked me for alanis morissette [00:06.45] [00:07.35]And i thought they were applauding [00:08.62] [00:09.18]But they were just packing down their cigarettes [00:11.50] [00:14.63]So i went for something easy [00:16.15]Played a song that everybody likes to hum [00:18.77] [00:21.93]And i thought they all were singingtil i realized [00:24.13]They were only chewing gum [00:26.01] [00:28.91]It's like the gods have spoken [00:30.56] [00:31.44]So you are making this your trade [00:33.21] [00:34.53]Would you like to be listened to [00:36.85]Or would you rather be paid [00:39.00] [00:41.41]They were applauding they were cheering [00:43.34]They were hanging on each syllable i said [00:45.78] [00:46.65]Or so i thought until i saw the football game [00:49.08]On tv just above my head [00:51.41] [00:54.50]Well you get to drink for free they said [00:56.73]I don't think they'll ever get the joke [00:58.42] [01:00.08]I have tried but i could never swallow [01:01.98]Fifty dollars worth of diet coke [01:04.74] [01:06.92]It's like the gods have spoken [01:08.63] [01:09.61]So you are making this your trade [01:11.66] [01:12.65]Would you like to be listened to [01:14.51] [01:15.03]Or would you rather be paid [01:17.04] [01:19.87]I'm only drinking soda [01:21.33] [01:22.07]I didn't come here to get laid [01:24.17] [01:25.36]It's nice to be listened to [01:27.02] [01:27.54]But either way i still get paid for singing [01:30.62] [01:34.38]It's not been an evening [01:36.60]It's not complete until i've heard [01:39.03] [01:39.95]Several lewd suggestions [01:41.66]And someone loudly hollering freebird [01:44.86] [01:46.17]You think that's funny [01:46.97] [01:48.48]Go ahead and say it [01:50.12] [01:51.30]One day you'll regret it [01:52.37] [01:53.29]Because i'll actually play it [01:55.55] [01:57.81]The long long version [01:59.33] [02:00.12]I'm gonna play it really slow [02:03.80] [02:05.63]And with only one guitar [02:07.07] [02:08.07]I'll have to sing the solo [02:10.47] [02:13.03]La [02:18.76] [02:21.01]Wa [02:26.81] [02:27.65]I've done my duty [02:28.86] [02:29.53]I came i saw i sang i played [02:31.05] [02:32.49]It would be nice to be listened to [02:34.65]But either way i still get paid