The Wedgie-Carla Ulbrich

[ti:The Wedgie] [ar:Carla Ulbrich] [al:Professional Smart Aleck] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Wedgie - Carla Ulbrich [00:14.24]It was a dark and stormy night [00:15.56] [00:16.67]There was no avoiding my destiny [00:17.55] [00:18.98]I tried to put up a fight [00:20.19] [00:20.90]But there was no escaping the wedgie [00:22.56] [00:23.54]I'd rather get the rack i'd rather walk the plank [00:25.05]Than have to relive that vertical yank [00:27.96]I live with the impending feeling of doom [00:29.51] [00:30.17]From that close encounter with the fruit of the loom [00:32.31] [00:37.16]The wedgie [00:37.86] [00:41.96]If i ever had a question [00:43.07] [00:44.34]I am sure now of what i believe [00:45.30] [00:46.67]The preacher was right when he said sunday night [00:48.31] [00:48.87]It is better to give than receive [00:50.35] [00:55.95]The wedgie [00:56.35] [01:00.60]I thought i had almost forgotten the trauma [01:02.20] [01:02.96]Forgiven the people who'd done me so wrong [01:04.61] [01:05.13]Til my recent vacation the sunny bahamas [01:07.52]And everyone there was wearing a thong [01:09.13] [01:10.17]Flashbacks seizures heart palpitations [01:14.04] [01:14.66]An untimely end to my lovely vacation [01:16.18] [01:19.01]My friends mike and dan say they can't understand [01:21.03]Why i can't put it all' behind me [01:23.70] [01:28.66]The wedgie [01:29.78] [01:33.28]I found a therapist in the field [01:34.51] [01:35.45]Many dollars and several months later [01:36.84] [01:37.83]We finally conclude it was my attitude [01:39.11] [01:39.91]Fear is great but a brave act is greater [01:41.67] [01:42.40]I would never adjust 'til i did what i must [01:44.49]And so nervous and frightened and edgy [01:47.08]I approached my best friend reached out toward his rear end [01:49.41]And with all of my might pulled to maximum height [01:51.59] [01:55.52]And i screamed out in triumph [01:56.81] [01:57.90]Wedgiea