Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs-Carla Ulbrich

[ti:Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs] [ar:Carla Ulbrich] [al:Professional Smart Aleck] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs - Carla Ulbrich [00:07.32]I don't like corny schlocky sappy songs [00:09.69]About the way it was when you were mine [00:11.36] [00:12.27]But every time i turn on the radio [00:13.76] [00:14.46]It's the only kind of song i can find [00:16.85] [00:17.45]On every station an irritating whiny steel guitar [00:21.90] [00:22.86]I've nearly worn out the seek button on the radio in my car [00:26.99] [00:28.58]I don't like corny schlocky sappy songs [00:30.09] [00:30.74]About the way it was when you were mine [00:32.30] [00:33.29]But every time i turn on the radio [00:34.92] [00:35.48]It's the only kind of song i can find [00:37.83] [00:40.01]Some guy in a cubicle trying to sound beautiful [00:42.39] [00:42.95]He breaks out his thesaurus throws in another chorus [00:45.18] [00:45.70]He took songwriting classes [00:46.94]He's writing for the masses [00:48.36]That's where it all begins [00:49.71]I will not be sucked in [00:52.37] [00:53.57]By a corny schlocky stupid tacky boring song [00:55.78] [00:56.50]About the way it was when you were mine [00:57.97] [00:59.13]Every time i turn on the radio [01:01.21]It's the only kind of song i can find [01:03.68] [01:05.67]Between the news and the preacher and the shouting car ads [01:08.69]It's hard to find a song at all [01:10.08]And then i'm really mad when it's a [01:11.51]Boring stupid crappy sappy tacky song [01:13.44] [01:14.20]About the way it was when you were mine [01:16.02] [01:16.68]About how when you kissed me i melted inside [01:19.31] [01:20.40]How when we parted part of me died [01:22.92]How i often wondered if you'd ever come back [01:25.37] [01:26.19]I'd never write about that [01:27.73] [01:28.35]Because [01:29.03]I don't write corny schlocky stupid songs [01:30.46] [01:31.52]About the way it was when you were mine [01:33.19] [01:34.23]Every time i turn on the radio [01:35.89] [01:36.61]It's the only kind of song i can find [01:39.02] [01:40.17]I don't like corny schlocky lame pathetic sappy pointless unsubstantial vapid boring [01:44.13]Tedious monotonous long and drawn out [01:52.74] [01:53.95]Songs about the days when you were mine