Medical Love Song (Alternate Demo Version)-Monty Python

[ti:Medical Love Song (Alternate Demo Version)] [ar:Monty Python] [al:Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Medical Love Song (Alternate Demo Version) - Monty Python [00:08.58]Inflammation of the foreskin [00:11.57] [00:12.21]Reminds me of your smile [00:14.76] [00:15.74]I've had ballanital chancroids [00:18.72] [00:19.45]For quite a little while [00:22.74] [00:23.38]I gave my heart to NSU [00:27.03] [00:27.58]That lovely night in June [00:30.39] [00:31.24]I ache for you my darling [00:34.57] [00:35.27]And I hope you get well soon [00:40.60] [00:41.92]My penile warts your herpes [00:46.27]My syphilitic sores [00:49.76]Your moenelial infection [00:53.32]How I miss you more and more [00:56.48] [00:56.99]Your dobie's itch my scrumpox [01:00.80]Our lovely gonnorrhea [01:04.26]At least we both were lying [01:07.90]When we said that we were clear [01:11.07] [01:11.88]Our syphilitic kisses [01:15.21]Sealed the secret of our tryst [01:18.76]You gave me scrotal pustules [01:22.43]With a quick flick of your wrist [01:25.92]Your trichovaginitis [01:29.32] [01:29.93]Sent shivers down my spine; [01:32.60] [01:33.17]I got snail tracks in my anus [01:36.14] [01:36.75]When your spirochetes met mine [01:39.98] [01:40.56]Gonoccocal urethritis streptococcal [01:45.74]Ballinitis meningo myelitis [01:50.62] [01:51.19]Diplococcal cephalitis epididimitis [01:58.46]Interstitial keratitis syphilitic [02:03.64]Choroiditis and antertior u-ve-i-tis [02:09.71] [02:11.46]My clapped out genitalia [02:14.76]Is not so bad for me [02:17.59] [02:18.30]As the complete and utter failure [02:21.83]Every time I try to pee [02:24.60] [02:25.30]My doctor says my buboes [02:29.11]Are the worst he's ever seen [02:31.84] [02:32.66]My scrotum's painted orange [02:36.39]And my balls are turning green [02:39.25] [02:40.03]My heart is very tender [02:42.79] [02:43.55]Though my parts are awful raw [02:47.10]You might have been infected [02:50.16] [02:50.74]But you never were a bore [02:53.86] [02:54.44]I'm dying of your love my love [02:58.12]I'm your spirochaetal clown [03:00.59] [03:01.31]I've left my body to science [03:05.00]But I'm afraid they've turned it down [03:07.83] [03:08.61]Gonoccocal urethritis streptococcal [03:13.43]Ballinitis meningo myelitis [03:18.59] [03:19.46]Diplococcal cephalitis epididimitis [03:26.26]Interstitial keratitis syphilitic [03:31.47]Choroiditis and antertior u-ve-i-tis