I Like Chinese-Monty Python

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:00.21]Written by：Terry Jones [00:00.43]The world today seems absolutely crackers
今天的世界似乎已经彻底崩溃 [00:03.40] [00:05.22]With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
用核弹把我们炸上天 [00:08.57] [00:10.45]There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger
蠢蛋和白痴蠢蛋蠢蠢欲动 [00:13.21] [00:15.73]It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why
令人沮丧毫无意义这就是为什么 [00:19.40] [00:22.11]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [00:24.98] [00:26.12]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [00:28.93] [00:29.85]They only come up to you knees
他们只会来到你的膝盖 [00:32.83] [00:33.44]Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please
可他们总是很友好随时准备取悦我 [00:37.10] [00:37.81]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [00:40.38] [00:41.25]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [00:44.56] [00:45.29]There's nine hundred million of them in the world today
如今世界上有九亿人 [00:48.81] [00:49.46]You'd better learn to like them that's what I say
你最好学会喜欢他们这就是我想说的 [00:53.00] [00:53.57]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [00:56.38] [00:57.59]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [01:00.45] [01:01.31]They come from a long way overseas
他们来自遥远的海外 [01:04.26] [01:05.02]But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please
但他们很可爱很讨人喜欢他们随时准备讨好我 [01:08.82] [01:09.45]I like Chinese food
我喜欢中国菜 [01:12.20] [01:13.11]The waiters never are rude
服务员从不粗鲁无礼 [01:15.89] [01:17.24]Think of the many things they've done to impress
想想他们为了给我留下好印象做了多少事 [01:20.14] [01:21.01]There's Maoism Taoism eging and chess
有毛泽东思想道教还有象棋 [01:24.41] [01:25.07]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [01:27.26] [01:29.24]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [01:31.45] [01:32.88]I like their tiny little trees
我喜欢它们娇小的树木 [01:35.32] [01:36.85]Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze
他们的禅意他们的乒乓球他们的阴阳平衡 [01:40.11] [01:40.74]I like chinese thought
我喜欢中国人的思想 [01:43.21] [01:44.67]The wisdom that confusions taught
困惑教会我智慧 [01:47.25] [01:48.59]If Darwin is anything to shout about
如果说达尔文值得欢呼的话 [01:51.79] [01:52.52]The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt
毫无疑问，中国人会幸免于难 [01:55.58] [01:56.18]So I like Chinese
所以我喜欢中文 [01:59.37] [02:00.56]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [02:03.41] [02:04.37]They only come up to you knees
他们只会来到你的膝盖 [02:07.18] [02:07.98]Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please
然而他们聪明机智乐于取悦别人 [02:11.60]All together
一起 [02:12.45]Wo ai zhong guo ren
我爱中国人 [02:14.62] [02:16.30]Wo ai zhong guo ren
我爱中国人 [02:18.72] [02:20.24]Wo ai zhong guo ren
我爱中国人 [02:22.58] [02:23.91]Ni hao ma ni hao ma ni hao ma zai jian
Ni hao ma ni hao ma ni hao ma zai jian [02:26.85] [02:28.14]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [02:30.82] [02:32.06]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [02:34.86] [02:35.79]They're food is guaranteed to please
他们的食物保证让人心满意足 [02:38.84] [02:39.61]A fourteen a seven a nine and li chese
一个十四个七个九个还有一个荔枝 [02:42.93] [02:43.90]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [02:47.10] [02:47.81]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [02:50.78] [02:51.48]I like their tiny little trees
我喜欢它们娇小的树木 [02:54.61] [02:55.32]Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze
他们的禅意他们的乒乓球他们的阴阳平衡 [02:59.02] [02:59.71]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [03:02.66] [03:03.55]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人