One Day-Andy Karl/Tim Minchin/Barrett Doss

[ti:One Day (《土拨鼠日》音乐剧插曲)] [ar:Andy Karl/Tim Minchin/Barrett Doss] [al:Groundhog Day The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]One Day - Andy Karl/Tim Minchin/Barrett Doss [00:00.94]Written by：Tim Minchin [00:01.88]I was brought up in taffeta dresses [00:03.73] [00:05.00]And taught to be pretty and precious [00:07.08] [00:07.63]And spending my playtimes with plastic princesses [00:10.55]Who all had these bodies [00:11.93]Just utterly ludicrous [00:13.95]Minuscule waists and huge boobs and it's [00:16.02]All nippleless and no pubes [00:18.15]And no creases [00:18.74]I mean Jesus [00:19.53]It's pretty confusing [00:20.85] [00:22.22]Especially at six [00:23.35] [00:24.75]In that fairy tale world [00:26.86]All the girls end up happy ever after [00:29.57]Wooing their knights in shining armor [00:31.86] [00:32.71]But some nights down the track [00:34.20]You can bet they'll be trapped [00:35.88]Spending nights in shining armor [00:39.98] [00:40.93]While their knights spend their nights at a bar [00:43.40]Or at a ball with some harlot [00:44.85]I'm not bitter [00:45.62]It's just better that I don't fall for all that [00:47.60]Romantic bullsh*t now that I'm older [00:51.54] [00:52.68]Although I don't mind [00:53.85]The thought of being tossed over a shoulder [00:56.09]And trotted off to a mansion [00:57.92]By some ruggedly handsome [00:59.48]Man in a fireman helmet [01:01.26] [01:01.98]And have him just use me for sex [01:04.69] [01:06.75]As I say it's a little complex [01:08.76] [01:12.72]One day some day [01:16.20]My prince may come [01:18.26]But it doesn't seem likely [01:20.63]And even if he came and he liked me [01:24.21]It's likely he'd be [01:26.47]Not quite my type [01:28.37] [01:29.15]Some day they say [01:32.19]He'll come riding up on the back of a horse [01:35.87] [01:36.98]But of course I'm allergic to horses [01:40.00] [01:40.52]How will I tell him [01:42.34]He'll just have to sell him [01:44.53] [01:48.33]I went to school with a girl [01:49.68] [01:50.42]I remember her well [01:52.14]She was pretty smart [01:53.34]And pretty as hell [01:54.30] [01:54.86]Her folks had a farm [01:56.45]But she wouldn't stay of course [01:57.78]She wanted prince charming [01:59.21]So she went to LA of course [02:01.44]Managed to seduce [02:02.92]Famous actor or producer [02:04.64]Shacked up in a house in the hills [02:06.80]With a cat and a juicer [02:08.66]And a fancy car and a tennis court [02:11.62]But the guy wasn't quite the catch [02:13.83]She thought she'd caught [02:15.13]He treats her like trash and then [02:17.56]You know the drill [02:18.80]Takes his cat and his cash [02:20.42]And finds some younger girl [02:22.53]So she's left with this stupid corvette [02:25.13] [02:25.92]And an empty swimming pool which she fills with regret [02:29.53] [02:30.16]Smart girl but kind of dumb [02:32.57] [02:33.69]And I'd rather be lonely than sit on my fanny [02:37.63]Waiting for my prince to come [02:42.59]One day some day [02:45.56]He'll come sweeping in and sweep me off my feet [02:49.73]And spend the next four decades wanting to cheat on me [02:53.77]Getting less handsome [02:55.36]And fighting his dragons [02:57.60] [03:01.50]He'd know what to wear [03:03.37]He'd have a full head of hair [03:05.20]And his eyes would be brown or blue or green [03:08.44]Well I don't care [03:09.69]And his body would be toned [03:11.42]With those pecs like you get at the gym [03:14.40]But he won't spend all his time at the gym [03:17.43]And he'll love reading books [03:19.46]He'll be an excellent cook [03:21.32]He'll be good looking but not too aware of his looks [03:25.24]He'll be tender but tough [03:27.13]And smart but not smug [03:29.04]And attentive but not fawning [03:30.69]And he'll smell good in the morning [03:32.62]And he'll dance [03:33.46] [03:35.62]And like hiking [03:36.96]And baking and biking [03:38.61]I'm not picky I just ask [03:40.42]That he likes me and I like him [03:42.53]And I'd rather be alone [03:44.35]If the only other option [03:46.22]Is succumb and settle down [03:47.88]With some condescending clown [03:50.42]With a great rating from some dating service [03:53.00]Some self professing Mr Perfect [03:54.77] [03:55.57]Another narcissistic legend [03:57.40]Made a million out of hedge funds [03:59.75]Another sexually ineffectual [04:01.84]Self obsessing Metrosexuals [04:03.98]Pseudointellectual [04:05.61]Getting drunk and existential [04:08.05] [04:08.57]Every time the steelers lose a game [04:10.98] [04:12.76]Thanks but perhaps some other day [04:15.52] [04:19.15]One day some day [04:22.67]My prince may come [04:24.60]But I won't hold my breath [04:26.78]There's only divorcees and weirdos left [04:29.82] [04:30.32]And weird is fine [04:32.91]But not all the time [04:35.36]One day some day [04:38.73]My prince will come [04:40.43]So the fairy tales said [04:42.85]Thirty years later it's still in my head [04:46.60]That if I screw a frog [04:48.54]I will wake in a four poster bed [04:52.35] [05:12.06]There was a day with a girl [05:13.92]I remember it well [05:16.19]Her name was [05:17.44]Janine [05:18.54]Or Janean [05:19.38]Or Joelle [05:20.36]It's Joelle [05:21.45]We drank piña coladas [05:23.61]Watched the sun setting over the bay [05:26.34] [05:26.98]Watched the sun setting over the bay [05:29.69]We made love in the sand [05:31.82]And when we were through [05:34.29]We went back to her room [05:36.17]And watched ghostwriters II [05:38.06] [05:38.68]Smoked half a joint [05:40.56]And ate half a pound of pate [05:43.88]It was way too much pate [05:45.85]Why couldn't that be my [05:47.37]One day [05:49.27]Some day [05:51.37]I'll cut down on fried chicken take away [05:54.93] [05:55.60]My doctor said one day my heart will stop tickin' [05:59.81]Unless I cut down on that chicken [06:02.96]I will do it one day [06:05.80]I'll stop drinking so much [06:08.30]I'll stop dating men who are twenty years older [06:12.67]I'll get a new safety clip for my holster [06:16.73]It opens too quick [06:18.57]I'll do it next week [06:21.33]One day I'll get a new coffee maker [06:25.44]Some day I will buy her a ring [06:29.31]One day death will come to everyone [06:33.78]One day I'll learn how to sing [06:38.19]One day [06:40.17]Some day [06:42.26]My prince may come [06:44.12]But it doesn't seem likely [06:46.40]That I'm gonna give her some life meant [06:49.90]Phil you bought me candy [06:51.49]I bought you candy [06:52.54]Can I get in your panties now [06:54.88]One day [06:57.05]Some day [06:58.82] [06:59.86]I'm not enough [07:00.57]Of an actual man [07:01.20]I'm not your fictional man [07:02.94]I'm just me [07:04.09]Who will love me for all that I am [07:07.68]With all that he is [07:09.75]This is all that there is [07:10.95]Ok Phil we're on in [07:11.86]Five one day [07:13.88]Four three one day two [07:18.70]Ok Phil we're on in [07:19.79]Five one day [07:22.00]Four three one day two [07:26.73]Ok Phil we're on in [07:27.91]Five one day [07:30.03]Four three one day two [07:34.96] [07:39.96]Tomorrow spring will come and then [07:47.31]There will be blue skies my friend [07:50.89]Bright eyes and laughter [07:55.82]Tomorrow [07:57.57]You can curse cast spells or cry [08:01.15]Offer your prayers to the unfeeling sky [08:04.95]The spring will arrive when the winter is done [08:08.79]And if it's not tomorrow [08:10.94]Then tomorrow [08:11.65]Then tomorrow [08:12.52]Then tomorrow [08:13.45]Then tomorrow [08:14.38]Then tomorrow [08:15.38]Then tomorrow [08:16.39]Then tomorrow [08:17.44]Then tomorrow [08:18.43]Then tomorrow [08:19.45]Then tomorrow [08:20.42]Then tomorrow [08:21.45]Then tomorrow [08:22.42]Then tomorrow [08:23.51]Then tomorrow [08:24.48]Then tomorrow [08:25.69]Aaaaaaaa