The Ballad of Booth (From 'Assassins')-Stephen Sondheim

The Ballad of Booth (From 'Assassins') - Stephen Sondheim (BALLADEER) Someone tell the story, Someone sing the song. Every now and then The country Goes a little wrong. Every now and then A madman's Bound to come along. Doesn't stop the story- Story's pretty strong. Doesn't change the song... Johnny Booth was a handsome devil, Got up in his rings and fancy silks. Had him a temper but kept it level. Everybody called him Wilkes. Why did you do it, Johnny? Nobody agrees. You who had everything, What made you bring A nation to its knees? Some say it was your voice had gone, Some say it was booze. Some say you killed a coutry, John, Because of bad reviews. Johnny lived with a grace and glitter. Kind of like the lives he lived on stage. Died in a barn in pain and bitter Twenty-seven years of age. Why did you do it, Johnny, Throw it all away? Why did you do it, boy, Not just destroy The pride and joy Of Illinois, But all the U.S.A.? Your brother made you jealous, John, You couldn't fill his shoes. Was that the reason, tell us, John- Along with bad reviews? (BOOTH) Damn! (HEROLD) They're coming! they'll be here any minute- (BOOTH) I need your help. I've got to write this and I can't hold the pen (HEROLD) Johnny, they've found us! We've got to get out of here! (BOOTH) Not till I finish this. (HEROLD) Johnny- (BOOTH) No! Have you seen these papers? Do you know what they're calling me?! A common cutthroat! A hired assassin! This one says I'm mad! (HEROLD) We must have been mad to think that we could kill the president and get away with it! (BOOTH) We did get away with it! He was a bloody tyrant and we brought him down! And I will not have history think I did it for a bag of gold or in some kind of rabid fit! (HEROLD) Johnny we have to go- (BOOTH) No! I have to make my case! And I need you to take it down! (HEROLD) We don't have time! (BOOTH) Take it down- An indictment. Of the former President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln, who is herein charged With the following high crimes and misdemeanors. (BALLADEER) They say you're ship was sinking, John... (BOOTH) One: That you did ruthlessly provoke a war between the States, Which cost some six hundred thousand Of my countrymen their lives. two: (BALLADEER) You'd started missing cues... (BOOTH) Two: That you did silence your critics in the North, By hurling them into prison without benefit of charge or trial. three- (BALLADEER) They say it wasn't Lincoln, John. (BOOTH) Shut up! Three- (BALLADEER) You'd merely had a slew of bad Reviews- (BOOTH) I said shut up! (VOICE) Booth! I have fifty soldiers out here Booth! Give yourselves up or we'll set fire to the barn! (HEROLD) Don't shoot! I'm coming out! (BOOTH) No! I have given my life for one act, you understand? Do not let history rob me of its meaning. Pass on the truth! You're the only one who can. Please... (BALLADEER) He said "Damn you Lincoln, You had your way- (BOOTH) Tell'em, boy! (BALLADEER) With blood you drew out Of blue and gray!" (BOOTH) Tell it all! Tell'em till they listen! (BALLADEER) He said, "Damn you, Lincoln, And damn the day You threw the 'U' out Of U.S.A!" He said: (BOOTH) Hunt me down, smear my name, Say i did it for the fame, What I did was kill the man who killed my country. Now the Southland will mend, Now this bloody war can end, Because someone slew the tyrant Just as Brutus slew the tyrant- (BALLADEER) He said: (BALLADEER, BOOTH) Damn you, Lincoln, You righteous whore! (BOOTH) Tell'em! Tell'em what he did! (BALLADEER, BOOTH) You turned your spite into Civil War! (BOOTH) Tell'em! Tell'em the truth! (BALLADEER) And more... (BOOTH) Tell'em, boy! Tell them how it happened, How the end doesn't mean that it's over, How surrender is not the end! Tell them: Hoe the country is not what it was, Where there's blood in the clover, How the nation can never again Be the hope that it was. How the bruises may never be healed, How the wounds are forever, How the How we gave up the field But we still wouldn't yield, How the union can never recover From that Vulgar, High and mighty Niggerlover, Never-! Never. Never. Never. No, the country is not what it was... Damn my soul if you must, Let my body turn to dust, Let it mingle with the ashes of the country. Let them curse me to hell, Leave it to history to tell: What I did, I did well, And I did it for my country. Let them cry, "dirty traitor!" They will understand it later- The country is not what it was... (BALLADEER) Johnny Booth was a headstrong fellow, Even he believed the things he said. Some called him noble, some said yellow. What he was was off his head. How could you do it,Johnny, Calling it a cause? You left a legacy Of butchery And treason we Took eagerly, And thought you'd get applause. But traitors just get jeers and boos, Not visits to their graves, While Lincoln, who got mixed reviews, Beacause of you, John, now gets only raves. Damn, you Johnny, You paved the way For other madmen To make us pay. Lots of madmen Have had their say- But only for a day. Listen to the stories. Hear it in the songs. Angry men Don't write the rules And guns don't write the wrongs. Hurts a while, But soon the country's Back where it belongs, And that's the truth. Still and all, Damn you Booth!