Everybody Ought to Have a Maid (from 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum')-Stephen Sondheim

[ti:Everybody Ought to Have a Maid (from 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum')] [ar:Stephen Sondheim] [al:The Story So Far...] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Everybody Ought to Have a Maid (from 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum') - Stephen Sondheim [00:06.61]Everybody ought to have a maid [00:08.48] [00:09.31]Everybody ought to have a working girl [00:12.03] [00:12.54]Everybody ought to have a lurking girl [00:15.60]To putter around the house [00:16.98] [00:18.75]Everybody ought to have a maid [00:20.84] [00:21.82]Everybody ought to have a menial [00:23.83] [00:24.69]Consistantly congenial [00:27.53]And quieter than a mouse [00:29.27] [00:31.76]Oh oh wouldn't she be delicious [00:34.68]Tidying up the dishes Neat as a pin [00:37.74]Oh oh wouldn't she be delightful [00:40.02] [00:40.53]Sweeping out Sleeping in [00:43.48] [00:44.04]Everybody ought to have a maid [00:46.32] [00:46.90]Someone who you hire [00:48.05]When you're short of help [00:49.90]To offer you the sort of help [00:52.97]You never get from a spouse [00:54.60] [00:56.24]Fluttering up the stairway [00:57.88]Shuttering up the windows [00:59.36]Cluttering up the bedroom [01:00.90]Buttering up the master [01:02.50]Puttering all around the house [01:05.28] [01:07.78]Oh oh Think of her at the dustbin [01:10.91]'Specially when she's [01:11.67]Just been Traipsing about [01:13.97]Oh oh wouldn't she be delightful [01:16.70]Living in Giving out [01:20.36]Everybody ought to have a maid [01:22.53] [01:23.14]Daintily collecting bits of paper n' strings [01:26.44]Appealing in her apron strings [01:29.49]Beguiling in her blouse [01:31.04] [01:32.76]Pattering through the attic [01:34.35]Chattering in the cellar [01:35.98]Clattering in the kitchen [01:37.59]Flattering in the bedroom [01:39.15]Puttering all around the house [01:42.97] [01:45.30]The house [01:46.30] [01:48.42]The house [01:49.21] [01:51.57]The house [01:53.65] [01:59.74]A maid A maid A maid A maid [02:02.70]Everybody ought to have a maid [02:04.84] [02:05.67]Someone who's efficient and reliable [02:08.07] [02:08.77]Obedient and pliable [02:11.16] [02:11.87]And quieter than a mouse [02:13.57] [02:16.01]Oh oh wouldn't she be so nimble [02:18.98]Fiddling with her thimble [02:20.57]Mending her gown [02:22.04]Oh oh wouldn't she be delightful [02:25.16]Cleaning up Leaning down [02:28.49]Everybody ought to have a maid [02:30.68] [02:31.48]Someone who'll be busy as a bumblebee [02:33.79] [02:34.51]And even if you grumble be [02:37.64]As graceful as a grouse [02:39.14] [02:40.84]Wriggling in the anteroom [02:42.40]Jiggling in the living room [02:44.10]Giggling in the dining room [02:45.74]Wiggling in the other rooms [02:47.41]Puttering all around the house [02:50.93] [02:53.31]The house [02:54.03] [02:56.39]The house [02:57.15] [02:59.50]The house