Gee, Officer Krupke-Stephen Sondheim

[ti:Gee, Officer Krupke] [ar:Stephen Sondheim] [al:The Story So Far...] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Gee, Officer Krupke - Stephen Sondheim [00:07.86]Dear kindly sergeant krupke [00:10.87]You gotta understand [00:12.57]It's just our bringing up-ke [00:14.17]That gets us out of hand [00:15.86]Our mothers all are junkies [00:17.43]Our fathers all are drunks [00:19.34]Golly moses natcherly we're punks [00:22.57]Gee officer krupke we're very upset [00:25.62] [00:26.14]We never had the love that every child oughta get [00:29.32]We ain't no delinquents [00:31.17]We're misunderstood [00:33.20]Deep down inside us there is good [00:35.44]There is good [00:36.36]There is good there is good [00:37.99]There is untapped good [00:39.81]Like inside the worst of us is good [00:42.30] [00:48.42]That's a touching good story [00:50.42]Let me tell it to the world [00:51.70] [00:52.70]Just tell it to the judge [00:54.21] [01:00.19]Dear kindly Judge your Honor [01:02.45]My parents treat me rough [01:04.17]With all their marijuana [01:05.74]They won't give me a puff [01:07.44]They didn't wanna have me [01:09.15]But somehow I was had [01:10.30] [01:10.90]Leaping lizards [01:12.69]That's why I'm so bad [01:13.86] [01:14.56]Officer krupke you're really a square [01:17.18] [01:17.73]This boy don't need a judge [01:19.10]He needs an analyst's care [01:20.56] [01:21.08]It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed [01:24.60]He's psychologic'ly disturbed [01:27.04]I'm disturbed [01:27.91]We're disturbed we're disturbed [01:29.54]We're the most disturbed [01:31.37]Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed [01:33.86] [01:40.65]In the opinion on this court [01:42.02]This child is depraved on account he [01:43.90]Ain't had a normal home [01:45.61]Hey I'm depraved on account [01:46.76]I'm deprived [01:47.40] [01:48.29]So take him to a headshrinker [01:49.71] [01:55.96]My father is a bastard [01:58.23]My mother an S O B [01:59.91]My grandpa's always plastered [02:01.51]My grandma pushes tea [02:03.19]My sister wears a mustache [02:04.97]My brother wears a dress [02:06.77]Goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess [02:09.85]Yes [02:10.32]Officer krupke you're really a slob [02:13.56]This boy don't need a doctor [02:15.07]Just a good honest job [02:16.29] [02:17.01]Society's played him a terrible trick [02:20.44]And sociologic'ly he's sick [02:22.80]I am sick [02:23.68]We are sick we are sick [02:25.35]We are sick sick sick [02:26.96]Like we're sociologically sick [02:29.49] [02:35.61]In my opinion [02:36.64]This child don't need to have his head shrunk at all [02:38.85] [02:39.46]Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease [02:41.92] [02:42.60]Hey I got a social disease [02:43.73] [02:44.63]So take him to a social worker [02:46.48]Dear kindly social worker [02:47.45] [02:52.48]Dear kindly social worker [02:54.63]They say go earn a buck [02:56.40]Like be a soda jerker [02:58.05]Which means like be a schumck [02:59.72]It's not I'm anti-social [03:01.32]I'm only anti-work [03:03.21]Gloryosky that's why I'm a jerk [03:06.36]Eek [03:06.85]Officer krupke you've done it again [03:09.30] [03:09.92]This boy don't need a job [03:11.39]He needs a year in the pen [03:12.74] [03:13.39]It ain't just a question of misunderstood [03:16.78]Deep down inside him he's no good [03:19.26]I'm no good [03:20.11]We're no good we're no good [03:21.78]We're no earthly good [03:23.57]Like the best of us is no damn good [03:26.00] [03:28.79]The trouble is he's lazy [03:30.08]The trouble is he drinks [03:31.67]The trouble is he's crazy [03:33.11]The trouble is he stinks [03:34.72]The trouble is he's growing [03:36.28]The trouble is he's grown [03:37.49] [03:38.03]Krupke we got troubles of our own [03:41.61]Gee officer krupke [03:43.94]We're down on our knees [03:45.40] [03:45.98]'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease [03:49.20] [03:49.79]Gee officer krupke [03:51.63]What are we to do [03:55.11]Gee officer krupke [03:56.62] [03:57.72]Krup you