The Worst Pies In London-Stephen Sondheim

[ti:The Worst Pies In London] [ar:Stephen Sondheim] [al:The Story So Far...] [offset:0] [00:00.68]A customer [00:02.36]Wait what's your rush [00:03.57]What's your hurry [00:04.28]You gave me such a [00:05.03]Fright i thought you was a ghost [00:06.25]Half a minute can't ya sit [00:07.34]Sit ya down [00:08.35]Sit [00:09.21]All i meant is that i haven't seen a customer for weeks [00:11.39]Did ya come here for a pie sir [00:13.41] [00:14.02]Do forgive me if my head's a little vague [00:16.23] [00:16.78]What is that [00:17.45]But you'd think we had the plague [00:18.65] [00:19.29]From the way that people [00:20.46]Keep avoiding [00:21.16]No you don't [00:22.27]Heaven knows i try sir [00:24.24]But there's no one comes in even to inhale [00:25.91] [00:26.73]But there's no one comes in even to inhale [00:29.65]Mind you i can hardly blame them [00:33.00]These are probably the worst pies in london [00:36.27] [00:37.05]I know why nobody cares to take them [00:39.69]I should know [00:40.72]I make them [00:41.92]But good [00:42.45] [00:43.32]The worst pies in london [00:45.09] [00:46.31]Even that's polite the worst pies in london [00:49.56] [00:50.67]If you doubt it take a bite [00:52.20] [00:54.67]Is that just disgusting [00:56.87] [00:57.41]You have to concede it [00:59.82]It's nothing but crusting [01:02.40]Here drink this you'll need it [01:05.72]The worst pies in london [01:07.53] [01:08.55]And no wonder with the price of meat [01:10.56]What it is [01:11.37]When you get it [01:12.26]Never thought i'd live to see the day [01:14.77]Men'd think it was a treat [01:16.04]Findin' poor [01:16.82]Animals [01:17.15] [01:17.82]What are dyin' in the street [01:19.23]Mrs mooney has a pie shop [01:21.11] [01:22.05]Does a business but i notice something weird [01:24.08] [01:24.79]Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared [01:26.76] [01:27.45]Have to hand it to her [01:28.97]What i calls [01:29.80]Enterprise [01:30.74]Poppin' pussies into pies [01:32.34]Wouldn't do in my shop [01:33.91] [01:34.80]Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick [01:36.79] [01:37.39]And i'm telling you them pussycats is quick [01:39.78] [01:40.64]No denying times is hard sir [01:43.41] [01:44.05]Even harder than the worst pies in london [01:47.16] [01:48.09]Only lard and nothing more [01:49.77]Is that just revolting [01:51.48] [01:52.10]All greasy and gritty [01:53.91] [01:54.44]It looks like it's molting [01:56.86]And tastes like we'll pity [02:00.23] [02:01.01]A woman alone with limited wind [02:07.60] [02:08.75]And the worst pies in london [02:11.49] [02:14.15]Ah sir [02:14.78] [02:16.86]Times is hard [02:17.81] [02:19.07]Times is hard [02:23.78]The Worst Pies In London - Stephen Sondheim [02:25.42]