The Crab-Grass Baby-Frank Zappa

[ti:The Crab-Grass Baby] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Thing-Fish] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Crab-Grass Baby - Frank Zappa [01:44.49]Stroke me pompadour pompaduooor pompaduooor pompaduooor Stroke me pompadour father Stroke it nicely while I tell you about the problems I am having with my car an my girlfriend Ooo-wo-woo the white man's burden [02:10.14]Her and her girlfriend used to go out and booze it up and tear up the upholstery; rip the seats completely out and so I got a fifty-six Olds About the time I got it running decently she got in it and wrecked the trans tore it completely up so I had to get another Oldsmobile (either that or go to Tijuana or go to BROWN MOSES way down in Egypt-Land) It's so hard on a child when his car is f**ked up Buy me a Volvo faaather [02:36.26] [02:41.72]Isn't it terrific artificial RHONDA [02:45.79]One-Adam-Twelve see the enormous white pompadour Ha-Ha-ha-ho That's a good one Hoo-hoo-hoo [02:51.86]He's so young and yet SO WISE [02:55.94] [02:56.49]I pooped my pants pooped my pants pooped my pants I went doody faaather sob-sob-sob-sob-sob [03:04.20]His vocabulary is astonishing [03:06.36]So what if you suck a little cock every once in a while [03:11.05]Ohhh I'm so lucky to have a son like this [03:14.55]Barf me out gag me with a Volvo [03:17.13]I can't wait to show him to all the fellas down at the MINE-SHAFT [03:21.63]Take me to the movies Buy me a balloon Stroke me pompadour [03:26.84]Look Look Look at the pecker on him wouldja Goodjy-goodjy-goodjy-goo Hoo hoo hoo [03:35.49]Dis boy have a 'PROVLEM' However how 'bout a nice round of applause fo de three 'WISE MAMMIES' comin' atcha outa chute numba five