Harry & Rhonda-Frank Zappa

[ti:Harry & Rhonda] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Thing-Fish] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Harry & Rhonda - Frank Zappa [00:04.82]Harry this is not dream girls [00:07.38]They told me it had c-c-colored folk in it rhonda and that's always a sure sign of good solid musical entertainment how was I supposed to know they'd be this ugly [00:17.23]They pissed on us harry they f**kin' pissed on us look at my fox [00:23.91]I know dear but they pissed on me too he did say they were incontinent [00:28.71]Just smell this I think we should get out of here before they do something else to us [00:36.46]Leave now at these ticket prices just hold your horses it probably wasn't real piss only 'theater piss' they probably have a formula some special stuff comes right outta the fur w [00:49.06]Oolite [00:49.68]What's happened to broadway harry used to be you could come to one of these things and the wind would be rushing down the plain or a fairy on a string would go over the audience but now har [01:02.29]Ask you: is this entertainment [01:06.60]You're absolutely correct dear so far we haven't seen a single good-looking pair of legs a single sequin-encrusted whatchamacallit no firm rounded breasts this show is a disaster rhond [01:16.45]Complete and utter disaster [01:19.08]Mmmm say dere hey umm-hmm thass right hey you you two ugly white folks over heahhh [01:28.00]As you know de presence of carboniferous hard-core unemployables has gen'rally in de historical past guaranteed an evenin' of upliftin' frolic and cavortment it'd be a shame fo y'all t'miss [01:42.58]On dis here one got some nice chairs fo' ya rights ovuh heahhh [01:46.45]Uhhh beg pardon what's going on here [01:48.57]Oh they're touching me harry harry harry harry do something they're putting chains on me I'll be stuck to the chair oh what'll I do I'll miss intermission [02:01.17]They're only 'theater chains' rhonda just some sort of [02:05.61]These are real goddam chains harry and they're not gonna come off with woolite [02:09.17]I don't mind the way they feel they don't bother me honey relax go with the flow [02:14.16]Harry you are an over-educated sh*t-head [02:17.53]Look here folks dis only fo yo own protexium once we gets rollin' heah things be happnin' all over de place dat could prove dangerous to persons not previously acquainted wit de san quentim [02:29.76]- potatoes [02:31.38]I want the wind to come rushing down the plain I want fairies on a string over the audience I want real broadway entertainment feathers spot-lights guilt hours upon hours of guilt about m [02:49.73]Her about my father about brave women suffering at the hands of infantile insensitive dominating men and what do I get a potato-headed jig-a-boo with catholic clothes on incomprehensible [03:02.96]Lips weak bladders draining through abnorminably large organs jesus harry what the f**k is going on here [03:14.85]Simmer down if you'll just roll with the punches and don't rock the boat I'm sure we'll have a lovely evening at the theater [03:22.55]Thass right we got fairies on a string fo yo a** jes' a little later meanwhile I b'lieves y'all requires some updatement on de co-log-nuh situatium sister ob'dewlla 'x' express yo'seff