The "Torchum" Never Stops-Frank Zappa

[ti:The Torchum Never Stops] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Thing-Fish] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The "Torchum" Never Stops - Frank Zappa [00:02.47]Now dis nasty sucker is de respondable party fo de en-whiffment o' de origumal potium through de magik o' stage-kraff we be able to see him at woik [00:11.73]He now be preparin' some ugly sh*t to make yo' life even mo' mizzable den it awready are since dis batch be resigned to render him immortal we does not know if it gwine woik yet but we kin al [00:29.89]Hope fo' de best [00:31.39] [00:33.62]Flies all green 'n buzznin' [00:36.32] [00:36.92]In his dunjing of despair [00:40.10] [00:41.65]Prisoners grummle an' piss dey' clothes [00:45.73]'N scratch dey' matted hair [00:48.43] [00:49.79]A tiny light fum a window-hole [00:53.70]A hunnit yards away [00:56.62] [00:57.83]Is all dey ever gets t'know [01:01.55]'Bouts de reg'luh life in de day [01:05.36] [01:06.11]An' it stink so bad de stones been chokin' [01:10.33]'N weepin' greenish drops [01:12.61] [01:14.11]In de room where de giant fowah-puffer woikin' [01:18.44]'N de torchum never stops [01:21.04] [01:22.74]De torchum never stops [01:25.37] [01:26.77]De torchum [01:28.12] [01:28.78]De torchum [01:29.68] [01:30.78]De torchum never stops [01:33.68](go on 'dewlla play dat lil' guitar one mo'gin ) [01:36.94]Uh-oh I smells trubba he be messin' wit pigmeat heahhh muthaf**ker be rejectin' some co-log- nuh directly into de duo-deenum of de unsuspecting victim now he gone see if he immune to it by e [01:49.80]A dab hisseff [01:51.32] [01:51.82]Flies all green an' buzznin' [01:54.42] [01:55.22]In his dunjing of despair [01:58.63] [01:59.73]An evil prince eats a steamin' pig [02:03.70]In a chamber right near dere [02:06.35] [02:07.95]He eat de snouts an' de trotters foist [02:11.46] [02:12.16]De loins an' de groins I'd soon re-spersed [02:19.92] [02:24.39]His carvin' style I'd well re-hoist [02:27.99] [02:28.65]He stan' 'n shout: [02:34.08] [02:38.41]All main be coist [02:40.47] [02:41.74]All main be coist [02:44.70] [02:46.67]All main be coist [02:48.67]All main be coist [02:52.65] [02:55.40]An' dis-ergree well no one durst [03:01.18] [03:03.05]He de best of cose of all de woist [03:07.76] [03:11.34]Some wrong been done he done it foist [03:15.80] [03:20.08]An' he stink so bad his bones been chokin' [03:24.19]And weepin' greenish drops [03:26.27] [03:27.87]In de vat of galoot co-log-nuh [03:31.12] [03:31.83]Where de re-zease be berlin' up [03:34.80] [03:36.50]Berlin' an' uh boilin' up [03:38.97] [03:39.77]Co-log-nuh [03:41.43] [03:42.38]Co-log-nuh [03:43.25] [03:44.55]Galoot co-log-uh-nuh [03:46.81] [03:47.91]Oh do yoseff a favum 'n don't use it oooooooh look at these ugly suckers boy when white folks come back fum bein' dead they sho' gets scary-lookin' but don't take their appearance too ser [04:00.36] [04:01.07]Y people ' [04:06.73]Somewhere over there I can tell [04:11.34] [04:13.24]There's a voice of [04:14.55]A potato-headed whatchamacallit [04:17.90] [04:19.25]Who does not wish me well [04:23.09] [04:26.38]His clothes are quite stupid [04:28.99]And also his shoes [04:30.99] [04:32.85]He's got a big ol' duck-mouth [04:35.77](who knows how he chews ) [04:40.78] [04:44.04]He thinks he knows something [04:47.45]About the great plan [04:49.85] [04:50.40]How ultimate blandness [04:52.80]Must rule and command [05:00.68] [05:02.83]He knows not a drop [05:04.83]Not a crumb [05:05.94]Not a whit [05:06.85]Of the reason for doing [05:08.85]This criminal sh*t [05:10.95]And then if he did [05:12.98]Would it matter a bit [05:15.38] [05:16.08]Not at all [05:19.66]Because it is writ: [05:23.03]Our beige-blandish god [05:26.29]Tends to certify it: [05:29.97] [05:32.02]"only the boring and bland shall survive [05:35.96]Only the lamest of lameness will thrive " [05:39.99]Take it or leave it you won't be alive [05:44.15]If you are overtly creative [05:48.41] [05:52.54]Fairies and faggots and queers are [05:55.87]'Creative' [05:57.97]All the best music on broadway is [06:00.18]'Native' [06:00.74]Who will step forward [06:02.34]And end all this trouble [06:04.65]For beige-blandish citizens [06:06.72]Clutching the rubble [06:08.72]Of vanishing dreams [06:10.59]Of wimpish amusement [06:12.96]Replaced by a rash [06:14.61]Of 'creative' confusement [06:19.72] [06:21.27]Soon my brave zombies [06:23.03]You'll make your return [06:25.25]Broadway will glow [06:26.75]Broadway will burn [06:29.16]Along with the remnants of [06:31.56]Everything new [06:33.31]My holy disease will do [06:35.38]Wonders for you [06:36.48]Those lovely producers [06:38.08]Who paid for you 'then' [06:41.59]Will do it again and again and again [06:45.65]The spying potato [06:47.46]With horrible diction [06:50.67] [06:51.39]Will rot in the garbage [06:53.79] [06:54.50]When this show's eviction [06:56.82] [06:57.97]Takes place shortly after [06:59.92]My alternate skill [07:02.20]Of theatrical sabotage [07:04.39]Triumphs your will [07:06.90] [07:08.02]I've a special review [07:10.27] [07:10.97]I've been saving for years [07:13.40] [07:14.00]For a show just like this [07:16.75]With potatoes and queers [07:20.86] [07:22.81]I'll say it's disgusting atrocious and dull [07:26.76]I'll say it makes boils inside of your skull [07:30.84]I'll say it's the worst-of-the-worst of the [07:34.44]Year [07:35.21]No wind down the plain and it's hard on your [07:38.52]Ear [07:39.07]I'll say it's the work of an infantile mind [07:42.59]I'll say that it's tasteless and that you will [07:47.06]Find [07:47.46]A better excuse to spend money or time [07:51.34]At a tupper-ware party [07:53.15]So do be a smarty [07:56.66] [07:59.83]Hold on to that dollar [08:01.78]A little while longer [08:03.81]For spending it here [08:05.66]Why it couldn't be wronger [08:07.97]What's happened to broadway [08:10.99]Where's it gone all the glitter [08:14.69]The 'heart' and the 'soul' [08:17.29]The patter [08:19.95]The pitter [08:22.06]And after this deadly review hits the paper [08:26.79]In will come roper bender & raper [08:30.65]To legally execute all that remains [08:33.34]Of this tragic amusement for drug-addled brains [08:39.81] [08:41.52]Flies all green an' buzznin' [08:43.69] [08:44.54]In his dunjing of despair [08:47.75] [08:49.12]Who are all o' dem zombies [08:52.17] [08:52.98]Dat he f**kin' wit down dere [08:55.95] [08:57.55]Are dey crazy [09:00.18] [09:01.78]Are dey sainted [09:08.61] [09:13.92]Are dey stage-kraff someone painted [09:20.04] [09:23.19]It have never been explained [09:25.04] [09:25.90]Since at first it were created [09:28.55] [09:30.01]But a musical like we's in [09:32.87] [09:34.02]Require a whole bunch o' everythin' [09:37.67] [09:38.68]We talkin' everythin' dat ever been [09:41.79] [09:42.69]Look at her [09:43.82] [09:51.23]Look at him [09:52.95] [09:59.48]Dat what de deal we dealin' in [10:03.26]Dat what de deal we dealin' in [10:07.36]Dat what de deal we dealin' in [10:10.94] [10:11.54]Dat what de deal we dealin' in