Artificial Rhonda-Frank Zappa

[ti:Artificial Rhonda] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Thing-Fish] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Artificial Rhonda - Frank Zappa [00:06.82]Don't look OB'DEWLLA It's too horrible I b'lieve de muthaf**ker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance [00:12.90] [00:13.80]Hey good-lookin' [00:14.40]See I told ya [00:16.05]May I have this dance [00:17.41]Muthaf**ker barf me right on outa here AN' gag me wit a spoon [00:20.76] [00:23.12]What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this Do you come here often [00:31.05]YOW [00:31.71]I got a girl with a little rubber head [00:33.92] [00:36.77]Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed [00:39.68] [00:42.13]She never talk back like a lady might do [00:44.73] [00:47.10]An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through [00:50.61] [00:51.92]And her name is [00:53.68]A-R-T-I-F-I-C I cry [01:02.34] [01:03.04]A-L don't be shy [01:07.76] [01:08.31]ARTIFICIAL RHONDA [01:10.82]With the plastic pie [01:13.19] [01:34.85]Her eyes is all shut in a e*****y face [01:38.31]I can cram it down her throat people any old place [01:43.24]Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack [01:48.62]'N I can poot it I can s***t it till it makes her gack [01:53.67] [01:54.98]And her name is [01:56.21]A-R-T-I [02:00.71]F-I-C I cry [02:06.08]A-L don't be shy [02:10.76] [02:11.31]ARTIFICIAL RHONDA [02:13.63]With the plastic pie [02:15.49]De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid [02:19.72] [02:21.82]Rinse her out evvy night jes befo' he go t'bed [02:24.54] [02:26.85]He gonna grow up 'n marry dat trash [02:29.70] [02:32.38]Wit a ugly rubber head an' a 'flateable gash [02:35.14] [02:37.61]She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need [02:40.32] [02:42.84]He's a little bit dumb peoples yes indeed [02:45.70] [02:48.37]De boy wanna 'RHONDA' jeffo hisseff [02:51.03]She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' [02:56.17] [02:58.45]She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' [03:01.35] [03:03.79]She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' [03:06.80] [03:08.76]She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' [03:11.89] [03:14.40]She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'