Waffle King-Weird Al Yankovic

Waffle King - """Weird Al"" Yankovic" It took a lifetime, but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe Youll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin town One little bite and Im sure that youll agree Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak Aw, youre gonna lick your plate clean People come from miles around just to study my technique I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen Im the waffle king (waffle king)... yeah Waffle king (waffle king) Thats what they call me Waffle king (waffle king) Hey, Im the waffle king Everywhere I go, the people cheer I never have to wait in line People say, right this way, sir... your moneys no good here. Some day I betcha theyll build me a shrine And everybody say, well, Im your biggest fan! I seen your picture in people magazine! Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand If you dont believe in the power of the waffle lemme show you just what I mean Im the waffle king (waffle king) Make you want to scream and shout Waffle king (waffle king) Thats my name, dont wear it out Waffle king (waffle king) Make no mistake about it Im the waffle king... yeah Roll out the red carpet, cause here I come All you peons better scram Out of my way, you worthless piece of scum Dont you know who I am? Hey! I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin fools Everybody, on your knees You wanna buy a waffle, youre playin by my rules Go on, beg me... lemme hear you say pretty please Cant you tell the universe revolves around me? Dont you know you suckers owe me everything? And cant you see that Im the highest form of life that there could ever be? Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing Come on know... Waffle king Hey, batter batter Waffle king Hot on your platter Waffle king Say, whats the matter Dont you know who I am? Dont you know who I am? Tell em, girls (hes the wa wa wa wa wa wa waffle king) Yeah yeah (hes the wa wa wa wa wa wa waffle king) Tell the truth now (hes the wa wa wa wa wa wa waffle king) Dont you know who I am? Dont you know who I am?