Jurassic Park-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Jurassic Park] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Alapalooza] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Jurassic Park (侏罗纪公园) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:03.74]I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes [00:07.78] [00:08.47]And before long they were cloning DNA [00:12.60] [00:20.11]Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors [00:24.46] [00:24.97]Well believe me this has been one lousy day [00:29.38] [00:35.80]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark [00:38.74] [00:39.48]All the dinosaurs are running wild [00:43.69]Someone shut the fence off in the rain [00:46.67] [00:47.43]I admit it's kinda eerie [00:50.61] [00:51.24]But this proves my chaos theory [00:53.21] [00:53.84]And I don't think I'll be coming back again [00:58.22] [00:58.85]Oh no [01:04.68] [01:06.78]I cannot approve of this attraction [01:09.45] [01:10.56]'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad [01:16.05] [01:22.97]A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer [01:26.23] [01:26.86]Well I suppose that proves [01:29.48]They're really not all bad [01:32.45] [01:38.85]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark [01:41.73] [01:42.39]All the dinosaurs are running wild [01:46.88]Someone let T Rex out of his pen [01:49.65] [01:50.44]I'm afraid those things'll harm me [01:54.13]'Cause they sure don't act like Barney [01:56.08] [01:56.79]And they think that I'm their dinner [01:59.06]Not their friend [02:00.97] [02:01.73]Oh no [02:07.41] [03:01.55]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark [03:04.77] [03:05.44]All the dinosaurs are running wild [03:09.31] [03:10.36]What a crummy weekend this has been [03:13.44] [03:14.63]Well this sure ain't no E-ticket [03:17.59] [03:18.34]Think I'll tell them where to stick it [03:21.19]'Cause I'm never coming back this way again [03:26.66]Oh no oh no