Talk Soup-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Talk Soup] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Alapalooza] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.90]Talk Soup - Weird Al Yankovic [00:02.55]Written by：Al Yankovic [00:03.15] [00:10.27]I dated siamese twins [00:12.46]I slept with big foot too [00:14.56]Get me on sally Jesse [00:16.91]Put me on donahue [00:18.91]'Cause I wanna tell the world about it [00:21.85] [00:22.76]Right now [00:23.86] [00:28.28]My dogs a narcoleptic [00:30.36]My moms a circus freak [00:32.67]I gotta get a spot on [00:34.92]Geraldos show this week [00:36.98]'Cause I wanna tell the world about it [00:39.81] [00:40.77]Right now [00:41.88] [00:46.23]I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict [00:50.22]Stripper born without a chin [00:52.86] [00:55.11]And I'm only comfortable talking about it [00:58.71]When the whole wide world is listening in [01:01.87] [01:03.26]Talk soup [01:04.22] [01:07.87]Talk soup [01:08.97] [01:11.84]Listen to me listen to me listen [01:14.30]To me listen to me listen to me [01:17.66] [01:22.22]My wife ran off with elvis [01:24.37]My boss shaved off my hair [01:26.55]I've got a thing for poodles [01:28.67]And rubber underwear and [01:31.14]I wanna tell the world about it [01:33.80] [01:34.75]Right now [01:35.80] [01:40.20]I had a close encounter [01:42.30]I never chew my food [01:44.53]I got eleven nose jobs [01:46.91]I yodel in the ***** [01:49.13]And I wanna tell the world about it [01:51.79] [01:52.80]Right now [01:53.78] [01:58.18]I'm just a cross dressin alcoholic neo nazi [02:02.26]Porno star as you may have guessed [02:04.75] [02:07.08]And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better [02:10.64]If you let me get this thing off my chest [02:13.81] [02:15.38]Talk soup [02:16.24] [02:19.92]Talk soup [02:21.00] [02:23.76]Listen to me [02:24.93]Listen to me [02:25.84]Listen to me [02:26.98]Listen to me [02:28.20]Listen to me [02:30.22] [02:34.13]I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac [02:37.70] [02:38.21]Albino go go dancer you see [02:40.81] [02:41.80]Nothin so bad that I can't share it [02:44.40]With a billion friends on national T V [02:47.61] [02:52.05]I have no genitalia [02:54.27]I sold my kids for cheese [02:56.54]I love my blow up doll so [02:58.75]Bring out those cameras please [03:00.98]'Cause I gotta tell the world about it [03:03.87] [03:04.67]Right now [03:05.82] [03:09.31]Talk soup [03:10.11] [03:13.80]Talk soup [03:14.86] [03:17.70]Listen to me [03:18.92]Listen to me [03:19.84]Listen to me [03:21.09]Listen to me [03:21.96]Listen to me [03:24.23] [03:27.33]Talk soup [03:28.08] [03:30.06]Talking taking talking talk soup [03:33.02] [03:35.75]Listen to me [03:36.76]Listen to me [03:37.78]Listen to me [03:39.10]Listen to me [03:40.11]Listen to me [03:41.60] [03:45.35]Talk soup [03:46.68]Talking taking talking talk soup [03:49.54]Talk soup [03:50.92] [03:53.73]Listen to me [03:54.91]Listen to me [03:55.76]Listen to me [03:57.00]Listen to me [03:58.12]Listen to me [04:00.55]Dance floor [04:01.78]Dance floor [04:02.45] [04:03.32]Talk soup [04:04.14] [04:06.01]Talking taking talking talk soup [04:08.97] [04:10.79]Listen to me [04:11.65]Listen to me [04:12.97]Listen to me [04:13.81]Listen to me [04:14.94]Listen to me [04:15.90]Listen to me [04:17.86]Yea