Traffic Jam-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Traffic Jam] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Alapalooza] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Traffic Jam (塞车) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:20.05]Carbon Monoxide [00:21.26] [00:22.43]Making me choke [00:23.35] [00:25.14]No A C [00:25.90] [00:26.94]And the radio's broke [00:28.08] [00:29.64]Cars backed up [00:30.30] [00:32.35]Far as you can see [00:33.31] [00:34.34]Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity [00:37.42] [00:38.85]Oh and just in case you're wondering [00:40.63] [00:41.28]I'll tell you where I am [00:42.70] [00:43.71]I'm right here [00:44.64](Right here) [00:45.45]Right here [00:45.86](Right here) [00:46.62]Stuck right here in the middle of this [00:48.60] [00:49.41]Traffic Jam [00:49.95] [00:50.86]I haven't moved one inch from this here spot [00:52.96] [00:54.24]Traffic Jam [00:54.85] [00:55.80]The freeway's one big parking lot [00:57.81] [00:59.06]Traffic Jam [00:59.54] [01:00.54]My radiator's boiling hot [01:02.91]And I'm stuck right here in the middle [01:04.84](Right here in the middle) [01:05.80]Right here in the middle of a traffic jam [01:07.97] [01:17.64]Trapped inside [01:18.77] [01:19.76]My automobile [01:20.68] [01:22.47]Cobwebs growin' [01:23.42] [01:24.52]On the steering wheel [01:25.63] [01:27.54]Now I'm no genius [01:28.44] [01:29.91]But one thing I know [01:30.91] [01:31.99]I shouldn't have eaten that bag [01:33.33]Of bran muffins [01:34.01]An hour and a half ago [01:35.54] [01:36.45]Yeah and if you need to find me [01:38.29] [01:38.89]I'll tell you where I am [01:40.32] [01:41.50]Right here [01:42.29](Right here) [01:42.89]Right here [01:43.49](Right here) [01:44.24]Stuck smack dab in the middle of this [01:46.34] [01:47.12]Traffic Jam [01:47.60] [01:48.49]I have'nt moved one inch from his here spot [01:50.79] [01:51.89]Traffic Jam [01:52.43] [01:53.48]The freeway's one big parking lot [01:55.50] [01:56.68]Traffic Jam [01:57.29] [01:58.09]Well I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not [02:00.33]'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle [02:02.51](Right here in the middle) [02:03.57]Right here in the middle of the Traffic Jam [02:05.68] [02:15.73]Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam [02:17.66] [02:24.97]Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah [02:27.30]Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to [02:29.58]Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to [02:32.07]Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper [02:34.11] [02:35.23]Yay-hey [02:35.65] [02:37.16]There's a yuppie on a cellular phone [02:38.73]I'm gonna puke if I hear any more [02:40.40] [02:41.99]There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me [02:43.71]Watch what happens when I open my door [02:45.30] [02:46.78]Now we're all goin' nowhere fast [02:48.39]Well I guess that's perfectly clear [02:49.99] [02:51.31]I left home five hours ago [02:53.27]And I can still see my house from here [02:55.05] [02:55.67]So if anybody's tryin' to find me [02:58.12]Well I'll tel you where I am [02:59.62] [03:00.92]Right here [03:01.55](Right here) [03:02.20]Right here [03:02.76](Right here) [03:03.45]Stuck right here in the middle of this [03:05.54] [03:06.30]Traffic Jam [03:06.82] [03:07.79]I haven't moved one inch from this here spot [03:09.82] [03:11.11]Traffic Jam [03:11.67] [03:12.69]The freeway's one big parking lot [03:14.90] [03:15.95]Traffic Jam [03:16.45] [03:17.33]Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot [03:19.80]And I'm stuck right here in the middle [03:21.54](Rght here in the middle) [03:22.60]Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam [03:24.94] [03:26.83]Traffic jam traffic jam traffic jam woo