I Ain't No Joke-Eric B./Rakim

[ti:I Ain't No Joke] [ar:Eric B. & Rakim] [al:The 100 Best HipHop Songs Ever] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Ain't No Joke - Eric B./Rakim [00:04.53]Written by：Eric Barrier/William Griffin [00:09.07]I ain't no joke I used to let the mic smoke
我没开玩笑 我曾把麦克风唱到冒烟 [00:11.43]Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke
演唱结束后我就把它砸了 确保它坏了 [00:13.87]When I'm gone no one gets on cause I won't let
我走后谁也不能接着唱 [00:16.29]Nobody press up and mess up the scene I set
因为我不会让他们毁了我创造的气氛 [00:18.38]I like to stand in a crowd and watch the people wonder damn
我喜欢站在人群中 看着人们吃惊 [00:21.36]But think about it then you'll understand
但你想想就会懂了 [00:23.60]I'm just an addict addicted to music
我只是有瘾 对音乐有瘾 [00:25.63]Maybe it's a habit I gotta use it
可能那已经成为了习惯 对待音乐无法自拔 [00:27.91]Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm
就算是爵士或者那些安静的音乐 [00:29.95]I hook a beat up convert it into hip hop form
当我掌控麦克风时 都会让它嘻哈起来 [00:32.34]Write a rhyme in graffiti in every show you see me in
用涂鸦写点歌词 每场演出你都能看到我 [00:35.05]Deep concentration cause I'm no comedian
集中注意力 因为我不是喜剧演员 [00:36.99]Jokers are wild if you wanna be tamed
如果你看我不爽的话 [00:39.15]I treat you like a child then you're gonna be named
我会像对待小朋友一样对待你 [00:41.78]Another enemy not even a friend of me
不是我的朋友 就是我的敌人 [00:44.07]Cause you'll get fried in the end when you pretend to be
所以说在我面前就不要装酷了 [00:46.51]Competing cause I just put your mind on pause
我会像按暂停键一样 让你的脑子短路 [00:48.35]And I can beat you when you compare my rhyme with yours
当你想和我比说唱时 你就已经输了 [00:50.88]I wake you up and as I stare in your face you seem stunned
我把你叫醒 再让你晕倒 [00:53.48]Remember me the one you got your idea from
记住 别老是抄袭我 [00:55.16]But soon you start to suffer the tune'll get rougher
你和我在一起 你根本不可能赢 [00:57.57]When you start to stutter that's when you had enough of
你会开始结巴 你觉得已经受够了 [01:00.18]Biting it will make you choke you can't provoke
我的节奏会让你窒息 [01:02.30]You can't cope you should have broke
让你说不出话 变成哑巴 [01:03.84]Because I ain't no joke
因为我没在开玩笑 [01:05.12] [01:23.03]I got a question as serious as cancer
我问个问题 像癌症一样重要 [01:25.36] [01:26.18]Who can keep the average dancer
谁能管管那些跳舞的 [01:27.60]Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling
像犯了病一样 [01:29.94]Cause you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling
你别把我的节奏给毁了 [01:32.28]This is what we all sit down to write
这些都是我写出来的 [01:34.38]You can't make it so you take it home break it and bite
你做不到 然后就偷偷带回家 [01:36.81]Use pieces and bits of all the hip hop hits
把我的东西拆开了再用 [01:38.94]Get the style down pat then it's time to switch
这是我的风格 你想拿走就用 [01:41.22]Put my tape on pause and add some more to yours
把我的歌暂停 加上一些你的东西 [01:43.57]Then you figure you're ready for the neighborhood tours
算了 你还是去当个杂工吧 [01:45.92]The E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be
别再想当主持人 [01:48.47]When you come up to speak don't even lie to me
你跟我说话时 最好别撒谎 [01:50.77]You like to exaggerate dream and imaginate
整天做白日梦 [01:53.00]Then change the rhyme around that can aggravate me
改改我的东西 想把我弄急 [01:55.89]So when you see me come up freeze
所以你看见我时最好别动 [01:57.58]Or you'll be one of those seven emcees
否则你也会想那7个说唱者一样 [02:00.03]They think that I'm a new jack but only if they knew that
他们要是不认识我 肯定觉得我是个菜鸟 [02:02.39]They who think wrong are they who can't do that
但其实他们没人能比得上我 [02:04.39]Style that I'm doing they might ruin
他们会毁了我的感觉 [02:07.03]Patterns of paragraphs based on you and
我的每句话都针对你 [02:09.12]Your offbeat DJ if anything he play
你的垃圾唱片骑师 他在播放什么 [02:11.64]Sound familiar I'll wait til E say
觉得耳熟的话 [02:13.78]Play 'em so I'm a have to dis and broke
我会看不起你 [02:16.17]You could get a smack for this
你会为此付出代价 [02:17.76]I ain't no joke
我没开玩笑 [02:18.77] [02:37.09]I hold the microphone like a grudge
我带着愤怒握着麦克风 [02:39.23]B'll hold the record so the needle don't budge
他完美地掌控着机子 [02:41.43]I hold a conversation cause when I invent
我唱着自己创造的节奏 [02:43.50]I nominated my DJ the president
我的唱片骑师是最有统治力的 [02:45.83]When I emcee I'll keep a freestyle going steadily
来段自由说唱 [02:48.38]So pucker up and whistle my melody
嘟哝清唱的是我的节奏 [02:50.75]But whatever you do don't miss one
但是无论你干什么 别忘了 [02:52.91]There'll be another rough rhyme after this one
下一首更加棒 [02:55.33]Before you know it you're following and fending
在我没唱之前 你只能跟着我 [02:57.44]Waiting for the punchline to get the meaning
等着听我的妙语连珠 [02:59.55]Like before the middle of my story I'm telling
就像之前的传说那样 [03:01.97]Nobody beats the R so stop yelling
没人能打败我 所以别废话了 [03:04.36]Save it put it in your pocket for later
省省吧 放进口袋留着以后用吧 [03:06.47]Cause I'm moving the crowd and be a record fader
因为我和我的唱片骑师掌控着全场 [03:09.03]No interruptions and the mic is broke
在我把麦克唱爆之前没人能插话 [03:11.12]When I'm gone then you can joke
当我走了 你就随便吧 [03:13.71]Cause everything is real on a serious tip
我说的都是真的 [03:15.68]Keep playing and I get furious quick
继续放音乐吧 我将激情演绎 [03:17.81]And I'll take you for a walk through hell
带你去地狱溜溜弯 [03:20.08]Freeze your dome then watch your eyeballs swell
把你的曲子停下 看着你吃惊得眼珠都要掉出来 [03:22.86]Guide you out of triple stage darkness
当你不行了 我没准会给你指条出路 [03:24.87]When it get dark again then I'm a spark this
当世界黑暗时候 我会让它发光 [03:27.45]Microphone cause the heat is on you see smoke
麦克风已经要冒烟了 [03:29.98]And I'm finished when the beat is gone
节奏完了我就走 [03:31.65]I'm no joke
我没开玩笑