Original Butterscotch Confection-Open Mike Eagle/Busdriver

[ti:Original Butterscotch Confection] [ar:Open Mike Eagle] [al:Unapologetic Art Rap] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Original Butterscotch Confection - Open Mike Eagle/Busdriver [00:09.88]All my niggas with Vulcan ears [00:10.90]Are auctioneers for these tape deck airlifts [00:12.61]While these thuggy rugby playing Huggy bears [00:14.08]Rally for same-sex marriage [00:15.34]They're having children out of wedlock after latex tearing [00:17.85]Leaving their honorable families disgraced [00:20.10]Embarrassed [00:20.67]They rap in Gaelic hair care tips [00:21.90]And run sh*t like a legless heiress [00:23.31]Wait what the f**k am I saying [00:25.06] [00:25.86]The pen's pregnant [00:26.76]It's waddling with its ankles swollen [00:28.38]About to give birth to what should [00:30.00]Have been the Bangles' opus [00:31.21]It's a bouquet full of faded roses [00:33.52]But tighter than Lederhosen [00:34.67]When German tanks invaded Poland [00:36.46]But not as tight as the acceptance speech [00:38.03]That I gave the thankful mole men [00:39.29]As I'm crowned king [00:39.93]I'm Yao Ming under the turntable molding [00:41.50]I've got the sexiest job [00:42.58]Espionage and fandangled coding [00:44.20]As I lie to millions like Dan Rather [00:46.21]Well f**k it [00:46.93]I'll be a dance rapper [00:47.94]Fastening my pants backwards [00:49.56]Rambling about Franz Ferdinand and Franz Kafka [00:52.28]For spittin' it nice [00:53.24]I'll give you advice like Ann Landers [00:54.80]And from me you shall be handed lanyards [00:56.74]Before you're picked clean [00:57.92]Your haircut's 16 when you're obviously 36 [00:59.90]Gravy drips on your pancreas in my serving dish [01:02.36]Cause I don't approve bookings [01:03.59]Of Sexual Chocolate's front man [01:05.07]I crush his glands to the size of a Hershey's kiss [01:07.20]In a cursing fit [01:08.14]We get down like treasure hunters unearthing sh*t [01:10.49]Nasty as Heather Hunter's leather covered nursing tits [01:13.30]Writing with feathers from buzzards on weathered rubber [01:15.52]And these cheddar lovers suck [01:16.66]Cause they've yet to discover Thirsty Fish [01:18.76]Mother for your puckered pecker [01:19.89]When you're dressed like Sgt Pepper [01:21.00]This larkish feather writes the largest [01:22.42]Letters on the parchment ever [01:23.60]Cut the cheddar stutter-stepper and I'll glue your stuff together [01:26.24]Stuffin' letters cussin' cause I like your mother's muffins better [01:29.19]See you've been outted by the unexcitable diploma earner [01:31.55]Sojourner Truth's afterbirth hanging [01:33.26]Off of some Chola's cursor click [01:34.93]We stick together like frozen burgers [01:37.01]The sh*t we spit is original as the oldest [01:39.29]Werther's Butterscotch confection [01:42.89] [01:44.70]Man these fools can't even rap half as tight [01:47.44] [01:47.95]I be going to their funerals blowing bagpipes aha [01:51.84] [01:52.93]Fool I'm twice as d**e [01:54.40]I'm longer than an isotopes half-life [01:57.86]Get it cause I'm long I'm long I'm long [02:02.50] [02:03.03]Either my shlong or my career ugh [02:05.56] [02:06.48]Yea I'm a cypher eradicator No I'm not [02:10.72] [02:11.28]Too old for that sh*t too old for sh*t [02:13.16]I got go on with it rapping