Pissy Transmissions-Open Mike Eagle

[ti:Pissy Transmissions] [ar:Open Mike Eagle] [al:Unapologetic Art Rap] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Pissy Transmissions - Open Mike Eagle [00:15.44]How are things for you [00:16.86]I been writing pretty lyrics [00:18.48]But missing someone to sing them to [00:21.01]Have the people you've been meeting been affable [00:23.84]I've been faxing you messages [00:25.75]Errors syntactical [00:27.80]If there's an actual opening in your space time [00:30.87]Erase my voicemail messages from your dateline [00:34.87]I taped mine under a false pretense [00:37.43]A temporary lapse in cunning and lost street sense [00:41.38]In the spring and summer [00:42.92]It's all peaches [00:44.06]Now a full court press [00:45.69]But I'm running the wrong defense [00:48.39]Grief stricken [00:49.11]Cause she's Witches of Eastwickin' [00:51.32]My cauldron's cold [00:52.54]Cause the heat's missing [00:54.22]Hope your pretty kitty keeps on [00:56.11]Pissing on all your documents [00:57.93]Your kitchen smells of Polish sausages [00:59.91]We're polar opposites [01:01.14]A known common sense [01:02.81]I've recently grown cognizant of: [01:05.42]There's no point in polishing mud [01:08.09] [01:08.77]In the state of conflict the refs will have quirks [01:12.40]The ushers have flashlights and I got works [01:15.55]For the ways that you treat me with all and stalls [01:18.92]And the things said discretely [01:20.82]Let it go on let it go on [01:26.27] [01:29.60]Lurch like a world spinning off its axis [01:32.58] [01:33.47]Cause the cat pissed on your faxes [01:36.94]Sharpen up the axes [01:38.88]We'll teach that kitty to piss on important transmissions [01:43.53] [01:49.08]I'm done with a** kissing [01:50.23]Starting it was the hard part [01:52.40]You're like a magician [01:53.70]Fingers quick as a card shark [01:55.70]I been a fan since then [01:57.29]Loaning you an enlarged heart [01:59.35]I sent you transmissions [02:00.87]You were thinking of car parts [02:02.94]Bought you an aardvark instead of an anteater [02:05.75]And you pleasure yourself with electrical a** tweezers [02:09.95]That's either a sadness or a sickness [02:12.54]Giving a whole new meaning to being on her "sh*t list" [02:16.40]I've been rescued [02:17.60]Like Jews on Schindler's [02:19.49]I'm still representing for the coupon spenders [02:22.87]I hear your new dude has a Yukon with spinners [02:26.23]I got some fresh fruit and a new Braun blender [02:31.54] [02:43.91]I could never be a simple brother [02:46.49]Cause the world ain't black and white [02:48.20]Some of this sh*t's magenta colored [02:50.83]There's different other shades of periwinkle [02:53.21]When Mary tinkles [02:54.94]It resembles berry sprinkles [02:57.59]A crotchety thin old hairy wrinkled man [03:00.90]Carries tingles [03:01.97]Not to mention dingleberries [03:04.52]How long has it been since there were people caring [03:07.80]An old monument cinched on uneven bearings [03:10.63]Directing filthy poetry at his three canaries [03:14.26]He finds Jesus very comforting in his old age [03:17.91]Just left church [03:18.79]Cussin' at people [03:19.70]Road rage