Helicopter-Open Mike Eagle

[ti:Helicopter] [ar:Open Mike Eagle] [al:Unapologetic Art Rap] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Helicopter (直升机) - Open Mike Eagle [00:09.38]Ladies and Gents I have seen the future [00:11.28]And pretty soon you'll need [00:12.51]A PhD to be an English tutor [00:14.38]You're gonna have to put your [00:15.63]House up to lease a scooter [00:17.04]We still work but our bosses are [00:18.68]Now mean computers [00:19.68]They make the decisions on [00:20.88]When our lunch break is given [00:22.27]On whether the printers need new ink [00:24.00]Tape or ribbons [00:25.00]You can't leave there's a brand new stapler missin' [00:27.56]No Panda Express for their cashew flavored chicken [00:30.23]We tell on each other for eight cent raises [00:32.45]And all the comedians make Dane Cook faces [00:35.12]And the rap has no lyrics just eight hooks pasted [00:37.66]And the newborn babies are given Facebook pages [00:40.45]Cause ever since birth we'll be [00:41.95]Prisoners in a meshwork [00:42.82]There's a war on terror but [00:44.35]Innocent people get hurt [00:45.67]So now Al Qaeda's a system of internet jerks [00:48.14]And Osama Bin Laden is in your extended network [00:50.90]I'm getting the hell up outta here via helicopter [00:53.60]If I have to I'll borrow Psycho's helicopter [00:56.24]I don't need an umbrella I need a helicopter [00:58.61]Cause everything here in the [00:59.92]Scene is getting hella awkward [01:01.17]So raise your hand if you wanna get on my helicopter [01:03.69]Gimme some energy if you wanna get on this helicopter [01:06.13]The only way up outta here is via helicopter [01:08.22]Cause if my premonition's right this is a demolition site [01:11.13] [01:11.77]We'll have our own paparazzi [01:13.29]So TMZ'll have its own link for all your toxic hobbies [01:16.47]And the paparazzi'll have their own paparazzi [01:18.87]So they'll be stalking each other [01:20.19]Up in their office lobbies [01:21.55]Hide in the back for interviews creepin' [01:23.61]To see what dinner you eatin' [01:25.05]With Kick-A-Poo seasonin' [01:26.25]It used to be they could have it up in a few evenings [01:28.88]Now you Google yourself to find a pic of you sleeping [01:31.37] [01:32.06]Brittney wins the 20 and 12 election [01:34.17]The Green Party candidate was a worker for Exxon [01:36.83]Christians promotin' for Jesus' resurrection [01:39.42]On a keyboard attached to the toilet for them to text on [01:42.49]Every one of us is living in its reach [01:44.43]Cause unregistered citizens are a menace in the streets [01:47.00]And each one of your children is on an independent leash [01:49.54]And you'll have to have a login to visit Venice Beach [01:52.79]But not me cause I'm saving to buy a helicopter [01:55.39]That way I never have to borrow somebody's helicopter [01:58.09]So raise your hands if you wanna get on my helicopter [02:00.73]I got a big fat time-traveling helicopter [02:03.40] [02:05.04]And I'm going to the moon