Blackwolf(feat. Blackwolf the Dragonmaster)-Richard Washington/Triumph The Insult Comic Dog/Blackwolf the Dragonmaster

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:00.42]Spoken [00:00.78]Are there any Phantom Menace nerds in the house [00:05.91]Some idiots keep saying Triumph [00:09.57]Well I have some news for you [00:11.22]There is a Phantom Menace nerd in the house [00:15.03]The ultimate nerd [00:16.37]Play him on fellas [00:19.71]It's unbelievable that he's here [00:22.32]The one and only Nerd of the Rings himself [00:27.09]Blackwolf the Dragonmaster [00:28.89]Triumph [00:29.34]What's going on Blackwolf [00:30.87]Blackwolf [00:32.43]Ah there you are you fresh hound [00:34.83]Let's do this [00:35.73]Triumph [00:36.39]He's got a song [00:37.86]Blackwolf [00:38.34]5 6 7 8 [00:39.57]Enter my dark chambers if thou wouldst dare [00:42.81]The wisdom of the multiverse I keep in my lair [00:46.02]I shall regale you with legends of warriors and elves [00:49.95]Triumph [00:50.19]Then you'll go home and he'll play with himself [00:56.34]Blackwolf [00:59.52]'Cause I'm Blackwolf the Dragonmaster [01:02.46]Blackwolf the most almighty sage [01:05.22]Blackwolf so many beasts have I slayed [01:08.07]I'm four thousand years old [01:09.72]Triumph [01:09.96]And he's never been laid [01:12.45]Blackwolf [01:17.46]I can school you in the ancient craft of the mage [01:20.91]At the Renaissance Faire 'tis all the rage [01:24.51]Yes my sorcery's well known throughout the land [01:26.82]Triumph [01:27.69]Yes he can make his d**k grow with just one hand [01:34.98]Blackwolf [01:35.67]'Cause I'm Blackwolf the Dragonmaster [01:40.11]Blackwolf the lowest spirit of the low [01:43.77]Blackwolf my faithful minions know [01:46.32]Triumph [01:46.56]Yes his parents gave up on him years ago [01:50.34]Blackwolf [01:53.67]I serve the high king Ard Rhi [01:56.19]Triumph [01:56.67]Since he got fired from the DMV [01:59.34]Blackwolf [02:00.72]I shall duel thee with utmost aplomb [02:02.91]Triumph [02:04.44]Just don't get too loud or you'll wake up his mom [02:08.10]Blackwolf [02:10.28]I proudly don the wizard frock [02:13.20]Triumph [02:14.94]He cleans up after himself with a sock [02:16.74]Blackwolf [02:17.25]I seized the trusty staff from the vanquished Black Knight [02:21.03]Triumph [02:21.27]Yes it was purchased online at a dildo site [02:25.26]Blackwolf [02:25.74]'Cause I'm Blackwolf the Dragonmaster [02:31.14]Blackwolf heir to the archmajor's throne [02:34.41]To none save myself are my master plans known [02:37.59]Triumph [02:38.43]Here's a spoiler：you will die alone [02:41.49]Blackwolf [02:45.00]I'm a proud descendant of the noblest of clans [02:48.57]Triumph [02:48.81]Yes he paid for that beard by collecting cans [02:51.81]Blackwolf [02:52.23]Are those pig ears you're sporting Well I see my spell is working [02:56.10]Triumph [02:56.61]His home life's been awkward since Mom caught him jerking [02:59.76]Blackwolf [02:59.88]I've maged in the presence of beloved King Arthur [03:03.03]Triumph [03:04.47]The action figure up his a*s can't go any farther [03:06.96]Blackwolf [03:07.20]I dance with the satyrs as the sun shines above me [03:10.41]Triumph [03:10.65]Yes then he spews on a photo of David Duchovny [03:13.41]Blackwolf [03:13.95]I can take the finest peaches and turn them orange [03:22.53]Triumph [03:22.77]Pause [03:23.04]Orange [03:25.11]Blackwolf [03:26.31]Checkmate [03:26.82]Triumph [03:27.48]Ooh [03:28.44]You masturbate and can't get a date you'll never copulate except for dolls you inflate and then penetrate yes I'd estimate you'll be celibate till Ally MacBeal gains weight and there's a Palestinian state yes you're a candidate for me to defecate on I got one more a clitoris you can't locate but who can Ah 1 2 3 [04:05.49]Both [04:06.30]'Cause he's Blackwolf the Dragonmaster [04:10.47]Blackwolf that's exactly who I am [04:14.10]Blackwolf the noble man [04:17.67]He slays the beast [04:19.89]Then I slam my ham [04:30.78]Blackwolf