Underage Bichon-Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:02.93]Written by：Robert Smigel [00:05.86]She walked into the dog run
她走进人群中 [00:08.59]Like she f**king owned the place
就好像这地方是她的 [00:10.65] [00:12.92]She turned to me with a scent that said
她转向我身上散发着一种香味 [00:16.08]"Sit boy on my face "
男孩坐在我的面前 [00:18.71] [00:19.95]Now I like a little discipline
现在我喜欢自律 [00:22.31] [00:22.83]As much as the next Shar Pei
就像下一个SharPei一样 [00:25.13] [00:25.68]But this b**ch was only ten months old
可这娘们只有十个月大 [00:29.02]And now I have to pay
现在我得付出代价 [00:31.49]Underage Bichon
未成年比熊犬 [00:33.34] [00:34.73]She told me she was one
她告诉我她是一个 [00:37.26]Underage Bichon
未成年比熊犬 [00:39.82] [00:40.46]I schtupped her now I'm done
我和她缠绵现在我受够了 [00:42.98]Underage Bichon
未成年比熊犬 [00:45.43] [00:46.21]They say I did a crime
他们说我犯了罪 [00:48.79]Underage Bichon
未成年比熊犬 [00:51.59]Might as well bang you one more time
不如再和你缠绵一次 [00:54.54] [00:56.64]Eight perky boobies
八个漂亮小妞 [00:58.44] [00:58.98]I knew that she was young
我知道她很年轻 [01:01.10] [01:01.90]But I figured she was legal
可我以为她是合法的 [01:04.30] [01:04.83]From the way she used her tongue
从她说话的样子来看 [01:07.10] [01:09.02]She said I was hung like a Great Dane
她说我就像一只大丹犬 [01:11.91]And it sounded like an old line
这听起来就像一句老掉牙的台词 [01:14.71]She's smooth as a newborn chihuahua
她像刚出生的吉娃娃一样光滑 [01:17.18] [01:17.69]But she licks a** like she's nine
可她尽情放纵仿佛她只有九岁 [01:20.21]Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
未成年的比熊犬（未成年比熊） [01:22.67] [01:23.49]My little puppy treat
我的心肝宝贝 [01:25.89]Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
未成年的比熊犬（未成年比熊） [01:28.26] [01:29.12]She clearly was in heat
她显然怒火中烧 [01:31.64]Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
未成年的比熊犬（未成年比熊） [01:34.11] [01:34.90]They're putting me away
他们把我拒之门外 [01:37.53]Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
未成年的比熊犬（未成年比熊） [01:39.94] [01:40.44]Might as well bang you anyway
反正我也会和你纵享欢愉 [01:43.58] [01:44.30]Please your Honor
拜托了法官阁下 [01:45.53]She was very cool when I came on her back
当我和她缠绵时她镇定自若 [01:48.26]Didn't know who Lassie was but cut her slack
我不知道谁是Lassie但是放她一马 [01:51.17]Figure she's an airhead from an inbred pack
我想她是近亲结婚的 [01:53.90]And try to take your eyes off her enormous rack
试着让你别再盯着她那庞大的身躯 [01:57.50] [01:59.47]Well I was looking at a Monday court date [02:01.73] [02:02.55]With no chance to be cleared
没有机会洗心革面 [02:04.41] [02:05.12]So I picked up a Bearded Collie hooker [02:07.88]And made a bee-line for her beard
为她的胡子画了一条线 [02:11.08] [02:12.18]She was a furry motherf**ker
她是一只毛茸茸的狗 [02:14.49] [02:15.05]And I couldn't find her pie
我找不到她的派 [02:17.48] [02:17.99]So I pulled and I tugged to get under her rug
所以我费尽心思想要钻进她的地毯下 [02:20.95]Yes I burrowed all around and I finally found
我四处寻觅我终于找到了 [02:23.75] [02:28.89]A Bearded Collie hooker guy [02:31.22]Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
未成年的比熊犬（未成年比熊） [02:33.49] [02:34.50]I banged her now I'm screwed
我和她缠绵现在我完蛋了 [02:36.91]Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
未成年的比熊犬（未成年比熊） [02:39.37] [02:40.17]Took photos of her nude
拍下她的裸体照片 [02:42.71]Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
未成年的比熊犬（未成年比熊） [02:45.06] [02:45.80]They're throwing me in jail
他们要把我送进监狱 [02:48.51]Underage Bichon (underage underage underage)
未成年的比熊犬（未成年） [02:53.80]Might as well get one last piece of tail
还不如最后一根尾巴 [02:58.62] [03:01.13]Underage
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