Lick Myself-Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:02.21]Written by：Robert Smigel [00:04.43]To be a dog is to sit like a log
做一只狗就像坐在木头上一样一动不动 [00:06.20]Watching people on the run
看着人们落荒而逃 [00:07.74] [00:08.27]We don't need your pity 'cause your life is shitty
我们不需要你的怜悯因为你的生活糟糕透顶 [00:10.08]We have the real fun
我们纵享欢乐 [00:11.82]'Cause I can lick myself got to go [00:14.28]You guys have fun at the Broadway show
你们在百老汇尽情享受吧 [00:16.31]Lick myself I'm the star
舔舔我自己我就是明星 [00:18.15]Having go stay at the sushi bar
只能待在寿司店 [00:20.17]Lick myself eat my ham
舔舔我自己吃我的火腿 [00:22.03]Having go stay at the poetry slam
我要去参加诗歌朗诵会 [00:24.17]Lick myself suck and squirt [00:25.97]You guys have fun at the Beck concert
你们在Beck的演唱会上玩得开心 [00:27.65] [00:31.64]They say that man is the higher species
他们说人类是高等物种 [00:33.54]Because of the opposable thumb
因为我的拇指对着你 [00:35.45]Well man I'll pass on playing guitar
好吧朋友我不玩吉他了 [00:37.14]For the way that I can come
因为我可以来找你 [00:39.12]Yes I can lick myself wet my cock [00:41.56]Have a good time watching Schoolhouse Rock
祝你看《校园摇滚》玩得开心 [00:43.51]Lick myself taste my dick [00:45.35]You guys have fun at the Julia flick
你们看茱莉亚的电影玩得开心点 [00:47.43]Lick myself self-fellate
舔舔自己自甘堕落 [00:49.15]You guys have fun on your double date [00:51.20]Lick myself hydro-wank
舔舔我自己 [00:53.07]Make sure you chat about Hilary Swank
确保你谈论希拉里·斯旺克 [00:54.87] [00:58.70]So go ahead man and rule the world
所以勇往直前统治世界吧 [01:00.76]And say you're the master race
说你是主宰 [01:02.36]You can operate complex machinery
你可以操作复杂的机器 [01:04.33]While I sit on my own face
而我独坐于此 [01:06.53] [01:07.10]I simply lick myself douse my pole [01:10.64]You guys have fun at the Cotton Bowl
你们在CottonBowl好好玩吧 [01:12.59]Lick myself soak my meat
舔舔我自己浸泡我的肉 [01:14.58]Have a good time at the staff retreat
在员工退修会玩得开心 [01:16.50]Lick myself wash my tool
舔舔我自己洗我的工具 [01:18.43]Have a good time at the cooking school
在烹饪学校度过愉快的时光 [01:20.39]Lick myself polish my knob
舔舔我自己打磨我的武器 [01:22.36]You guys have fun with your finger job
你们好好玩你们的手指吧 [01:24.02] [01:27.90]I know an old setter who is a bed wetter
我认识一个老二传手他尿床了 [01:29.87]He's deaf and has brittle hair
他是个聋子头发也很脆弱 [01:31.26] [01:31.82]His hip is shot and he pukes a lot
他的臀部受伤了吐得很厉害 [01:33.90]But he don't f**king care
可他根本不在乎 [01:35.81] [01:36.34]He can still lick himself got to fly [01:40.38]You guys have fun renting Cable Guy
你们去租凯布尔·盖玩得开心吧 [01:42.33]Lick myself grease my rod
舔舔我自己给我的武器上油 [01:44.33]You guys have fun reading Joyce on the quad
你们在院子里读Joyce的书玩得开心吧 [01:46.05]Tell 'em b**ch
告诉他们碧池 [01:46.74]Oh I couldn't
我做不到 [01:47.75]Sing it
大声唱出来 [01:48.52]All right
好吧 [01:49.17] [01:49.93]Lick myself munch my rug
舔舔我自己舔我的地毯 [01:52.09]Have a good time in your Volkswagen Bug
在你的大众车里享受美好时光 [01:53.97]Lick myself chug my poon
舔舔自己吞下我的那种东西 [01:55.91]Try to have fun on your honeymoon
想在你的蜜月里纵享欢乐 [01:57.80]Lick myself bathe my balls
舔舔我自己沐浴我的蛋蛋 [01:59.79]You guys have fun making conference calls
打电话会议你们玩得开心吧 [02:01.84]Lick myself I'm my own lunch
舔舔自己我是自己的午餐 [02:03.79]Have a good time making pineapple punch
享受制作菠萝饮料的美好时光 [02:05.68]Lick myself chew my hair
舔我自己啃我的头发 [02:07.60]Have a good time at the Lilith Fair
祝你在莉莉丝集市度过愉快的时光 [02:09.52]Lick myself tongue my tang
舔舔我自己 [02:11.43]Have a good time at your friend's shebang
在你朋友的shebang玩得开心点 [02:13.45]Lick myself slurp my scope
舔舔自己舔舔我的瞄准镜 [02:15.35]You guys have fun with your hand
你们玩得开心点吧 [02:17.08] [02:17.60]And your bottle of liquid soap
你的一瓶液体肥皂