Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas-Jeff Foxworthy

[ti:Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas (Album Version)] [ar:Jeff Foxworthy] [al:Crank It Up - The Music Album] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy [00:01.10]Written by：Scott Rouse [00:02.21]Woo Somebody done been to the WalMart [00:04.03]Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas [00:06.24]Well you cleaned up whatcha get [00:07.88]5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires [00:12.64]3 shot gun shells 2 huntin' dogs [00:15.10]And some parts to a Mustang GT [00:17.50] [00:18.86]You got gypped there's [00:20.78]12 days to Christmas [00:22.35]I know that I got it covered [00:23.84]Look over there in the corner [00:25.01]That's yours too [00:25.96]Yeah [00:26.48]12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets [00:29.03]10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation [00:31.81]8 table dancers 7 packs of redman [00:34.41]6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts [00:39.51]4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells [00:42.10]2 huntin' dogs and some parts [00:44.39]To a Mustang GT [00:45.85] [00:47.07]Man these ain't [00:47.90]Normal Christmas presents [00:49.40]No they're Redneck Gifts Redneck gifts [00:51.69] [00:52.31]Yeah like if you buy your wife earrings [00:54.37]That double as fishin' lures [00:56.39]Or if you can burp [00:57.68]The entire chorus to jingle bells [01:00.89]Perhaps if you think [01:01.98]That the nut cracker [01:02.85]Is something you did off the high dive [01:05.04] [01:05.67]Or if you've ever misspelled [01:07.12]Anything in Christmas lights [01:08.58] [01:09.24]Or if you leave cold beer [01:10.86]And pickled eggs for Santa Claus [01:12.85]What's wrong with that [01:14.02]I didn't say anything's wrong with it [01:15.45]It's hard to beat [01:16.55]12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets [01:18.89]10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation [01:21.70]8 table dancers 7 packs of redman [01:24.31]6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts [01:27.70] [01:29.41]4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells [01:31.99]2 huntin' dogs and some parts [01:34.23]To a Mustang GT [01:35.80] [01:37.56]Well you know [01:38.27]You can't really consider it a Christmas [01:39.81]Unless you go down to the [01:41.10]Penitentiary and visit your Momma [01:43.25]You're not listening to me [01:44.54]Get the car key out of your ear [01:46.10]That's where the 9 years [01:47.06]Probation comes in [01:48.26]I'm gonna do it for you again [01:49.91]Now listen [01:51.04] [01:52.06]12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets [01:54.39]10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation [01:56.78]8 table dancers 7 packs of redman [01:59.10]6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts [02:01.99] [02:03.18]4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells [02:05.42]2 huntin' dogs and some parts [02:07.61]To a Mustang GT [02:10.49] [02:13.24]Are you cryin' [02:14.41]No just my allergies [02:17.16]Happy Holidays everybody