Redneck Games (With Alan Jackson)-Jeff Foxworthy

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:00.44]Written by：Scott Rouse [00:00.88]Greetings y'all
大家好 [00:03.30] [00:04.20]And welcome all you danged foreigners
欢迎你们这些外国人 [00:06.82]From other nations
来自其他国家 [00:08.27] [00:09.24]Dear lord be with our guests
亲爱的上帝与我们的客人同在 [00:11.43]And prepare them for the butt whopping
让他们准备好大杀四方 [00:13.77]They are about to receive
他们即将接受 [00:15.24] [00:24.85]The Olympics in Georgia
乔治亚州的奥运会 [00:26.51]God you know we're gonna screw that up
天啊你知道我们会搞砸一切的 [00:28.98] [00:30.23]I guarantee you when they let those doves go
我向你保证当他们放鸽子时 [00:32.40]At the opening ceremony
在开幕式上 [00:33.42]There are gonna be guys in the parking
停车场里会有很多人 [00:35.04]Lot with shotguns
很多人带着霰弹枪 [00:36.04] [00:40.52]And we will not have a flame that big
我们不会有那么大的热情 [00:42.94]Without a pig on it I guarantee it
我保证上面不会有猪 [00:45.25] [00:48.52]Some fat guy going danged good barbecue [00:50.59]Top of them stairs up there
爬上楼梯 [00:52.12] [00:53.28]They ain't got no hand rail be careful
他们没有武器小心点 [00:55.44] [00:56.72]Of all the games that the rednecks play
乡巴佬玩的那些把戏 [00:59.75] [01:00.63]There's some crazy events
有些疯狂的事情 [01:03.01] [01:04.52]Well if you know about the redneck ways
如果你了解乡巴佬的行径 [01:07.82] [01:08.68]Then it makes perfect sense
那就说得通了 [01:10.99] [01:12.81]Hell the Olympic rings will be
奥运五环将会 [01:14.36]Five old tires nailed together
五个旧轮胎钉在一起 [01:16.37] [01:18.51]See that's my fear they're gonna get the list of events
你看这就是我的恐惧他们会知道我要做的事情 [01:20.72]They gonna have no idea what half
他们根本不知道 [01:22.30]This stuff is suppose to be
这一切就应该 [01:23.78] [01:24.73]Like for fencing
就像击剑 [01:25.74]They'll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal
他们会给人们提供保释金和金属片 [01:28.45] [01:30.10]There probably have to cancel water polo
可能得取消水球比赛了 [01:32.22]After the first two or three horses drown
在两三匹马倒下之后 [01:34.59] [01:36.96]I tell you instead of discus throwing
我告诉你而不是扔铁饼 [01:38.90]They'll be flinging ford hubcaps
他们会扔下福特轮毂罩 [01:41.16] [01:44.54]You can't blame them for the way they are
你不能因为他们的样子责怪他们 [01:47.73] [01:48.56]But you can sit back and grin
但你可以坐下来笑一笑 [01:50.92] [01:52.49]'Cause they'll do something that is so bizarre
因为他们会做一些奇怪的事情 [01:55.59] [01:56.60]You'll want to see it again
你会想再看一次 [01:58.96] [02:00.47]If you could ever get inside their minds
如果你能走进他们的心里 [02:04.54]There's no telling what you might find
不知道你会发现什么 [02:07.81] [02:08.51]They just do things in a different way
他们只是用不同的方式做事情 [02:12.45]All the games that the rednecks play
乡巴佬玩的那些把戏 [02:15.45] [02:16.39]And you know they haven't even thought about it
你知道他们根本就没有想过 [02:18.04]But the river they're having the kayak races on
可他们在河里玩皮艇比赛 [02:20.08]Is the same river they filmed deliverance at
就是他们拍摄的那条河 [02:22.62] [02:24.51]That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty
这应该会增加一点难度 [02:26.68]Shouldn't it
难道不应该吗 [02:27.35] [02:28.49]'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down
因为如果内德·巴蒂无法撑下去 [02:30.34]That thing a French man
那个家伙是个法国人 [02:31.43]In a pair of bicycle pants ain't got a chance
穿着自行车裤根本没有机会 [02:33.67] [02:36.73]Be prepared to watch the wildest show
准备好观看最疯狂的表演 [02:39.65] [02:40.77]Making her out in the line
让她排队等候 [02:42.69] [02:44.41]You may not see them bringing home the gold
你可能看不到他们带着金银珠宝回家 [02:47.75] [02:48.48]But they'll sure make mama proud
但一定会让妈妈感到骄傲 [02:50.92] [02:52.58]If you could ever get inside their minds
如果你能走进他们的心里 [02:56.47]There's no telling what you might find
不知道你会发现什么 [02:59.68] [03:00.58]They just do things in a different way
他们只是用不同的方式做事情 [03:03.81] [03:04.76]All the games that the rednecks play
乡巴佬玩的那些把戏 [03:07.66] [03:12.84]Hey hey ed I got a white one
我有一辆白色的车