Redneck Stomp-Jeff Foxworthy

[ti:Redneck Stomp (Album Version)] [ar:Jeff Foxworthy] [al:Crank It Up - The Music Album] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.66]Redneck Stomp (Album Version) [00:02.16]Jeff Foxworthy [00:03.10]If you've ever been on television more than 5 times [00:06.26]Describing what the tornadoes sounded like [00:09.00] [00:11.12]You might be a redneck [00:12.43] [00:13.24]If you've ever cut your gra*s and found a car [00:16.38]If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade [00:20.21] [00:21.08]If you've ever been too drunk to fish you might be a redneck [00:27.92] [00:30.16]If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle [00:34.55] [00:35.11]If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a [00:38.00] [00:38.95]Yard sale [00:39.83] [00:40.83]If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend [00:44.44] [00:44.96]Your sister's honor [00:46.15] [00:49.77]You might be a redneck [00:50.89] [00:56.88]If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain [01:00.66] [01:02.97]You might be a redneck [01:04.21] [01:05.96]They always make fun of the way I talk I keep telling them I said your gonna be [01:09.58]Real surprised when you get into the habit in St Petersburg and say [01:11.89]"Y'all get into the truck we goin up to the big house " [01:14.51] [01:21.75]If you've ever financed a tattoo [01:24.09] [01:25.21]If you've ever made change in the offering plate [01:28.18] [01:29.49]You might be a redneck [01:30.55] [01:32.73]We have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country [01:36.61]Now you come to the south we have words like yu'nt to [01:39.90] [01:41.40]We goin to the mall yu'nt to [01:43.10] [01:44.72]What letter does that start with does anybody know [01:47.70] [01:50.14]I like this word alot aight [01:52.21] [01:53.90]That's a word in Texas aight [01:55.58] [01:57.26]Round lunch time every day you'll hear somebody say [01:59.68]"hey jeet yet naw dju Yu'nt to Aight " [02:07.96] [02:14.76]If you go to the family reunion to meet women [02:17.53] [02:19.27]If you smoked during your wedding [02:21.86] [02:24.42]You might be a redneck [02:25.93] [02:26.70]And last but not least [02:28.06]If you see a sign that says say no to crack [02:31.07]And it reminds you to pull your jeans up