Generic Blues-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Generic Blues] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:UHF: Weird Al Yankovic] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.16]Generic Blues - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:01.22]Written by：Weird Al Yankovic [00:02.37] [00:35.00]I woke up this morning [00:36.84] [00:39.11]Then I went back to bed [00:40.82] [00:45.19]Said I woke up this morning [00:48.01] [00:49.36]Then I went right back to bed [00:51.92] [00:56.41]Got a funny kind of feelin' like [00:59.13]I got broken glass in my underwear [01:01.92]And a herd of wild pigs is [01:03.64]Trying to chew off my head [01:05.63]You know what I'm sayin' [01:06.65] [01:07.46]Well I ain't got not money [01:10.05] [01:11.68]I'm just walkin' down the road [01:14.41] [01:18.56]Said I ain't got no money honey [01:21.61] [01:22.24]So I'm just walking down [01:24.22]This lonely old road [01:26.89] [01:29.57]Well I wish I could get me some money [01:32.17]But I forgot my automated teller code [01:36.28] [01:41.46]I was born in a paper [01:43.00]Sack in the bottom of a sewer [01:45.90] [01:46.50]I had to eat dirt clods [01:47.96]For breakfast my family was so poor [01:51.66] [01:52.17]My daddy was a waitress [01:54.28] [01:54.97]My mama sold bathroom tiles [01:57.08] [01:57.76]My brothers and sisters [01:59.08]All hated me 'cause I was an only child [02:02.81]I got the blues so bad woo [02:07.14] [02:07.79]Kinda wish I was dead [02:09.98] [02:13.72]Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama [02:17.63] [02:18.51]Or maybe I'll yeah maybe [02:20.60]I'll just go bowlin' instead [02:23.57] [02:24.93]I'm just a no good scum [02:26.70]Sucking nose picking boot [02:28.10]Licking sniveling groveling [02:29.99]Worthless hunk of slime [02:32.36] [02:36.13]Nothing but a low down beer [02:37.77]Bellied bone headed pigeon [02:39.28]Toed turkey necked weasle [02:40.75]Faced worthless hunk of slime [02:43.59] [02:46.96]I guess I get a pretty low self image [02:50.42]Maybe it's a chemical [02:51.87]Imbalance or something I [02:53.51]I should probably go [02:54.31]And see a doctor about it [02:55.79]When I've got the time [02:57.08] [02:57.74]Make it talk [02:58.88] [03:05.26]Aw make it talk son make it talk [03:08.21] [03:25.69]Ok now make it shut up [03:27.39] [03:32.62]Plagues and famine [03:33.49]And pestilence always seem to get me down [03:37.05] [03:37.69]I always feel so miserable [03:40.49]Whenever I'm around [03:42.70] [03:43.27]I wish somebody [03:44.63]Would come along stick [03:46.08]A pitchfork through my brain [03:48.80]I'd flush myself right [03:50.07]Down the toilet but I'd [03:51.83]Just clog up the drain [03:53.85]I got the blues so bad [03:57.15] [03:57.69]Woo [03:58.38] [03:59.15]Kinda wish I was dead [04:01.35] [04:04.84]Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama [04:08.91]Or maybe I'll go bowling [04:11.52]Or I just might go bowling [04:14.01]Maybe I'll just rent [04:14.74]Some shoes and go bowling [04:16.93]Maybe I'll join a league [04:17.81]Enter a tournament put [04:18.51]On a stupid looking [04:19.45]Shirt and go bowling instead [04:24.54] [04:27.92]Yeah