Isle Thing-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Isle Thing] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:UHF] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Isle Thing - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:17.03]Met this fine young thing at [00:19.03]The local Circle K [00:19.96] [00:20.91]She made a date for a half past [00:22.45]Eight and I said What the hey [00:23.88] [00:24.42]So I journeyed to her crib and [00:26.15]I let myself inside [00:28.17]That chick was slouched [00:29.46]Down on the couch [00:30.28]I think her brain was fried [00:31.67] [00:32.35]Couldn't figure it out she [00:34.14]Wouldn't even look at me [00:35.67]Then I saw her eyes she was [00:37.41]Hypnotized cold glued to her TV [00:39.22] [00:39.78]Hey what's your problem baby [00:41.51]Doll let's have a little fling [00:43.58]She said Hey you fool now just be cool [00:45.62]I'm watchin that Gilligan's Isle thing [00:47.11] [00:50.70]Isle thing isle thing [00:58.98] [01:03.13]Watchin all night musta been a marathon [01:06.14] [01:06.90]I was bummin those shows kept [01:08.60]Comin here's what was going on [01:09.90] [01:10.55]These castaways were stranded [01:12.31]On this island out at sea [01:13.67] [01:14.50]One of'em called Gilligan [01:16.06]Said Let's name it after me [01:17.58] [01:18.22]He'd mess up every rescue [01:19.84]Man that first mate was illin [01:22.00]If I was one of those Castaways [01:23.82]I think I'd probably kill'em [01:25.29] [01:25.92]Just about that time [01:27.05] [01:27.79]Telephone began to ring [01:29.62]She said Just let it [01:30.72]My machine'll get it [01:31.59]We're watchin the Gilligan's Isle thing [01:33.13] [01:36.80]Isle thing [01:37.30] [01:39.27]She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing [01:40.93] [01:44.47]Isle thing please baby baby please [01:48.71] [01:49.22]I like the professor [01:50.77]He always saved their butts [01:52.69]He could build a nuclear reactor [01:54.57]From a couple of coconuts [01:56.60]She said That guy's a genius [01:58.52]I shook my head and laughed [02:00.26]I said If he's so fly they tell me [02:02.09]Why he couldn't build a lousy raft [02:03.76] [02:04.27]And while we're on the subject [02:05.97]I'll tell you one thing for sure [02:07.53] [02:08.10]Those homeboys brought an awful [02:09.66]Lot for just a three hour tour [02:11.41] [02:11.98]Then her mom came in the room [02:13.97]It was kind of embarrassing [02:15.69]She said Hey you two [02:16.80]I was once like you [02:17.78]And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing [02:19.44] [02:22.71]Isle thing she'd watch that [02:26.46]Gilligan's Isle thing [02:28.82] [02:33.35]Please baby baby please [02:34.82] [02:50.61]Skipper's in a hammock [02:51.72] [02:52.26]He's looking kinda fat [02:53.59] [02:54.16]He'd throw a fit and then he'd [02:56.03]Hit old Gilligan with his hat [02:57.37] [02:58.15]Mrs Hal got it going on [02:59.66]But Mr Hal was meaner [03:01.35] [03:01.97]Ginger and Mary Anne could've [03:03.62]Used some funky cold medina [03:05.17] [03:05.76]I was really digging this show [03:07.55]I didn't know what to do [03:08.97] [03:09.59]It kinda looked like I was hooked [03:11.34]Now I'm an addict too [03:12.73] [03:13.52]I know each episode by heart [03:15.10]Now I'm the rerun king [03:16.50] [03:17.23]And on every date we both stay up late [03:19.26]And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing [03:21.04] [03:24.32]Isle thing hasta la vista little buddy [03:28.27] [03:32.02]Gilligan's Isle thing